Come on in, pull up a beanbag and suck on the hooka'--we're all meeting up in a shadowy corner at the bottom of the Gateway Arch...
History is about to be made...
Hope it's like this:
Enjoy this blast from the past while we're waiting.
============== Here we go!
Palin: "HEY! Can I call you Joe? (Only if I can call you me Betty)
Egads...
Joe: Bla, bla, bla...
Palin: Gives memorized opening...
Gwen is asking sophisticated questions...
Biden is debating McCain and Bush...(very good so far)
Palin winking at the camera like an exotic dancer in search of dollars in her undies.
(Palin is goading Biden--she looks terrified)
Joe wants to keep it boring...she's going to have to try something risky.
I can't keep track of the CNN tracker...somebody following it give us an update down below.
She's doing better than I thought she would so far...she hasn't said anything glaringly stupid yet.
Ok, now we've crossed the threshold into stupidy...she's already run out of things she's had to memorized.
(Don't lose your temper Joe)
Ok, it seems like Joe is simply winning the credibility game here. He has command of the issues, the language and the facts.
Palin is beginning to be steamrolled. (Keep it cool Joe)
MAJOR PALIN GAFFE! "HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN AT THIS...5 Weeks?"
That is a soundbyte that will be played over and over again.
"Rear that head of abuse!"
She repeated that same meme! She's falling apart...it's going to get worse folks.
She's tanking...she said something was not true, but couldn't defend it.
This is getting ugly folks.
Ok, she's in turkey zone...stick a fork in her.
It's embarassing to hear her talk.
She's found a second wind in your bag of bullshit.
Palin: Your plan is a WHITE FLAG OF SURRENDER...Ok...let's go Joe.
What the Fuck is a Talinbani?
She is now repeating half of what Biden is saying.
The Castro Brothers...uh, I wonder if they know the Marx Brothers?
So far, I would have to say that she sucks for anyone who is even somewhat educated, but I'm sure it's going over well with the average Joe and Jane.
Joe is not all that sharp tonight. I think he's being overly careful.
Palin: THere are huge blunders in this administration AS THERE ARE WITH EVERY ADMINISTRATION....(good lord)
She is very condescending...on the CNN ticker, women overwhelmingly like Biden better.
She's talking about Nukes in ways that should frighten everyone in the world...good lord...please...please...you guys NEVER listen to David Kroning...but please don't let this woman get elected.
Biden is now talking like a man fluent with foreign policy while Palin shuffles her notes and repeats half of Biden's phrases.
Palin: She's repeating talking points...trying over and over again to pummel Biden with her own words, but it doesn't look like it's working.
Ok...I think she now sounds more like a TV game show host. I have to say this debate is a national joke.
People should be very afraid and worried by what they have heard her tonight...very afraid.
What will the debate lords say...I have no idea.
She is just a total peddler of bullshit...Alaska cannot make America energy independent...and she's just talking nonsense.
HE ACTUALLY TURNED SEXISM AGAINST HER!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!
Well, thanks...now get the fuck out! You guys didn't vote for my grandpa!
Turkeys...