Did I get your attention? Probably.
Basically, the logic breaks down like this:
I asked myself the question why do all peoples all around the world think of an afterlife and then try to make sense of their feelings about it.
Well, the best possible answer seems to indicate that there is an afterlife.
Full stop!!!!!!! All aboard now!
Everytime I come up with something perhaps startling. after every paragraph, you stop and think about it. So, as if your life depended on it, stop after every paragraph and think as long and as hard as you possibly can.
Still trying? Don't worry about that either. Hey. look. I have no other motivation other than trying to reach as many people as possible with this message. I don't want a single living person out there to fear that there is nothing out there anymore.
Or dread.
You know why we are all special? Different than animals in the way we think, socialize and interact with the environment? Simply because we are so differnt, so smart and able to reason because they are gifts from a God looking out for us. If not god, than a whatchamacallits.
Let us all think about monkeys now. They are cute, they are hilarious, and the fling feces at each other. There is no way in hell? that they will one day become us. Therefore we, our psyches must be a creation. From what? Who knows? But its there.
Creationists are only right on one thing. There is a creator. Everything else they spew is now rendered total and complete bullshit. There now then just trying to teach religion.
Because we get to live on after we die. And if your an atheist, don't worry. You were never wrong. You are anti-religion and not anti-afterlife. You got so upset at religion that you were willing to shun the truth of a god or gods or hey, think of it as a collective of individuals already in the afterlife that have been trying to tell us that we are special.
All your hearts are in the right place. Well most of you. You do have trolls and the like but, fuck them. Most Kossacks are cool. You guys are cool. You know your cool but, "you need to be told your cool because otherwise how would you know your cool?" But you need to save the souls of the Republicans. you go ahead and tell everyone you love first. But then your only job is to tell Republicans and the media. Why. Because the Republican Party of Corporations have been giving scripts to actors to muck up the only real politicians that have a chance to save your democracy.
These actors do not deserve hell. Because believe me, there is such a place for villains. And puppets of villains do not deserve this hell. They are merely being used against themselves. So, your job is to tell individuals. Show them this, tell the world, tell whomever you want.
Because, man, if you think I'm lying to you or bamboozling you, then I'm Dick Cheney's secret man's sized vault coming to life and spilling all their secrets.
I care about what happens to your country. More than you could ever know.
Dedicated to Bill in Portland Maine
because he showed me how to present harsh realities in the best way possible. With some hilarious humor. God bless or whatever you want to call it, Bill! You da man. I'm just some guy with some good ideas that happens to be wicked smart.
And sorry for copping your style. But I think you will forgive me. Lol!
Go ahead and write about something beautiful, man. No pressure!