Sorry if this has been blogged in extenso, but I think it is time I released my collection of Sarah Palin nicknames. In American political history I am positive that no other candidate for high office has garnered so many attributes. Sarah, thy names are legion.
SnowJob SquareGlasses
Omarosa of Politics
Caribou Barbie, comes with rifle and helicopter
Duchess of Pork
Sarahcuda
The Barracuda
The Alaska Disasta
Dubya in Heels
GWB in a skirt
Wailin' Palin
Palindrone
God's gift to the U.S.
God's gift to the Democratic Party
popular smart ass
cut-throat politician, wiley and confident
Lobbyist
Amy Winehousesque
Alaska version of Hee Haw
Yappy Poodle with lipstick
Little Sarah
nasty little coward
Bush with lipstick
Scandal Queen
Betty Boop
Rock Star
Mooseburger
Mooselady
book-burning fascist wanna-be
annoying and vicious little wingnut
Miss Abstinence
Miss No-Birth-Control-for-Anyone
Dobson's Girl
Vlad the ImPalin
Aunt Tom of women
Aunt Thomasina
Ms. Clarence Thomas
Moose Maiden
Cheney in a dress
The Paliban
St. Sarah
Pinocchio Palin
MOOSE-olini
La Douche-ay
Pontius Palin
Spalin (Stalin)
Failin' Palin
Myth Alaska
Myth Wathilla
VPILF (i.e., VP MILF)
Sarah Strangelove
Sarah Failin
Sarah Phailin
Sarah Flailin'
FemBot
Anchorage Lipstick
Juneau Judy
Sarah, Jews for Jesus, Palin
"I'm a pitbull with lipstick" Palin
Susie Iraq-schtick
Mrs. Empty Chair
Mrs. Bridge to Nowhere
Savage Sarah
Belle du Juneau
Redemptrix of American Values
Winky
Perky Moron