Republicans love to claim that they are the only ones who love America. I present here evidence and logical arguments supporting the hypothesis that, in fact, Republicans hate America.
Hypothesis 1: Republicans hate Red.
This may not be immediately evident, as red has become the color most associated with the Republican brand here in the US. However, if we consider our history, red has long been the color of things Republicans loathe, Communism, Socialism and the countries that follow those socioeconomic policies (e.g. China).
Communism and socialism are the antithesis of the Republican economic theory. Republicans support the "free market" where the government does not interfere, while in Communism the government controls the market. Commie, pinko, reds, these have long been insults leveled at those the Republicans don't like.
Therefore, based upon the historical association with Communism the natural enemy of their beloved the free market, Republicans hate red.
Hypothesis 2: Republicans hate White.
They hate white because it is the color of surrender. Palin brought it up in the debate calling the Democrat's plan, a "white flag of surrender". If white didn't exist, there would be no white flags, and we could never surrender! We would have to fight until we won because it would be the only option.
Because of white flags, white is the color of surrender, and therefore Republicans hate white.
Hypothesis 3: Republicans hate Blue.
This is probably the most obvious of my hypotheses. For the past 8 years or so, a time of great partisan hatred and dissent, blue has become the color representing the Democrats. Any thoughts that the Republicans are embracing bipartisanship and don't hate Democrats can be dispersed by going to any conservative website and reading the comments.
Due the association of the color blue with Democrats, we can conclude that Republicans hate blue.
Side Note: Self-Loathing
We've noted that Republicans hate Red, the color that has come to represent their brand. They also hate white, the color of the skin of most of their supporters. They hate themselves, among many other colors and things.
Conclusion: Republicans hate things that are red, white and blue.
By combining three things they hate, we can assume that the level of hatred for something red, white and blue will be at least three times their hatred for any of the single things, communism, surrender or Democrats. It remains to be tested if there is a synthetic additive effect that would raise the level of hatred even more.
What is red, white and blue that the Republicans hate (and I don't mean the flags of either Russia or France)? The flag of the United States of America.
Therefore Republicans hate the flag of the USA at least as much as the combination of surrender, communists and Democrats. As we have been informed many times by the Republicans, hating the flag is the same as hating the country. Therefore Republicans hate the USA more than they hate Democrats. They hate the USA more than they hate surrender. They hate the USA more than they hate Communists.
Despite this hatred they insist that they should be elected. Oddly enough this isn't surprising given their history of trying to get elected using the platform: government is bad, you should put us in charge of it (isn't that kind of like somebody telling you that they think being healthy is bad, so they became a doctor?)
So the next time a Republican accuses you of being a victory-hating, communist loving, elitist snob, ask them why they hate America so much.