So, McCain's on my teevee launching a "tough new attack!"(tm) on Obama.
First, one should note, that right before he launched into the attack, he winked. Honest to gosh.
It was kinda gross.
McCain is still delivering his "Get offa my lawn!" speech, so I don't have a transcript or video yet, but he did just drop an interesting nugget which I will paraphrase below the fold.
Again, a paraphrase:
Every time I question his record or his character, he calls me a liar.
Um, except, no, he doesn't.
You fucking liar.
See, John, can I call you John? Here's the thing.
You're a liar. You lie. All the time. And you just lied again.
Barack Obama has never gone any farther than saying you and your thugs are less than truthful.
We WISH he'd call you a liar. We wish he'd tell the world what a filthy stinking goddamm liar you are. Every time you say he voted to raise taxes, and every time you say he didn't do anything in the Illinois Senate, and every time you say he didn't do anything about the financial crisis (but you, of course, did), and every time you say you're a maverick, and every time you say he fucking pals around with fucking terrorists, we wish Barack Obama would look America square in the eye and call you a dirty liar.
But he hasn't. Not once has he used the "L" word. Hasn't even suggested it, really.
So there you go. Lying about lying and who's calling whom a liar.
Ok, talking to you again, Kossacks.
Couple other things, John. You said that nobody knows anything about Obama's record. "For someone who's written two memoirs," you said, "his life isn't an open book."
Um, yeah, except it is.
You fucking liar, John McCain.
All of it, the record, the life story, every goddamn vote Barack Obama has ever cast is out there in the open.
Unlike your military records. Or your health records.
You're a liar, John.