Hey anybody got an electron microscope? I'm trying to find the Bush administration.
Hey STUPID! WE GOT A PROBLEM.
Look asshole while you're planning out your pardon strategy the whole economy is going down in the ditch and it's YOUR FAULT! Yeah you, with your ignorant trickle on economic policies, and your war-as-campaign-strategy, and your utter unpreparedness to deal with anything unplanned and unforeseen (which pretty much covers nearly every event that didn't involve dropping an American bomb or filling the pockets of the wealthy.)
Your cynical dishonest incompetence has caught up to you big time and the WHOLE WORLD SEES how you are utterly incapable of directing events. You have been overwhelmed like a maggot in a shitstorm and all you have left is to ponder the damage that you have inflicted upon America. I know that you will kid yourself that you had it all right and years after you are dead historians will consider you a great president.
Well you can imagine that pipe dream the whole time you watch your family name turned into an obscenity as a direct result of your unimaginably terrible administration. Some people say you're mailing it in now. Mailing it in? - hell; you've crapped it in your whole administration.
Congratulations jackass: you've earned a chapeter in the history books all right; the chapter is titled Worst President Ever