Please tell me if this is already diaried; I couldn't find it.
The language is hilarious.
I love the cow moose parts.
Also, how Todd Palin just "happens" to be in the same area as his ex-brother-in-law Trooper Wooten when Wooten is operating his snowmobile when he's supposedly on disability. And Palin just happens to have his camera available, of course.
And how being a passenger in a diesel truck on a farm is exactly the same as being a passenger in a shuttle bus, for the purposes of transporting a newborn infant.
Oh, these people! They are so unready for prime time!
They had H&R Block prepare their taxes. They'd be almost cute if they weren't so nasty and dumb.
http://media.adn.com/...
I will flesh this out (if I don't get a request to delete it) with some of the more juicy subpoena excerpts, once I figure out how to cut and paste from the document.
OK, I'm laboriously re-typing these things from the document (because I'm lame)...but they're too hilarious not to share.
"I was in the Yetna River Area, where I often practice snow machine racing, when I saw Trooper Wooten operating a snow machine"
...so, he just happens to be "in the area" -- this is in a state that is a gazillion square miles in size, and covered in glaciers, and they just "happen" to both be operating their snow "machines" in the exact same place? And Trooper Wooten (Trooper Wooten! Could Dickens himself have come up with a better name?), just continues blithely his snow machine operation while the First Dude does his Annie Liebovitz impression?
("...I talked about Wooten so much over the years that my wife told me to stop talking about it with her)
So, let's get this straight, this is Sarah Palin's sister, thus Todd's sister-in-law, and Sarah Palin tells him to stop talking about it? Does that mean that she's cold or that he's obsessed? Either way, not good.