From the Office of Steve Schmidt. For Immediate Release.
The 14th Amendment of the United States Constitution states:
No one shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof.
This disqualifies Mr. Barack Hussein Obama from the presidency. Explanation below.
Barack Hussein Obama has consistently given aid and comfort to the enemies of the United States of America. His associations with Bill Ayers are well documented. He voted against funding our troops. Therefore, Barack Hussein Obama is constitutionally disqualified from not only his Senate seat, but also from the position of President of the United States.
B. Hussein Obama should immediately resign his seat in the United States Senate and suspend his campaign for President. Had Mr. Obama been laden with good character, he would have already resigned.
Should Mr. Hussein-Obama refuse to acknowledge his radical ties and honor the provisions of the 14th Amendment, we must consider the 14th Amendment to be unenforceable. If Mr. Obama has not been laden with respect for the 14th Amendment, the Great Hero of Foreign Wars, Senator John McCain should not be burdened either.
So, we must ask Mr. Obama: Is the 14th Amendment valid? If so, you must resign. If not, then we must act accordingly. Without the provisions of the 14th Amendment, we must revert to the time before it. Mr. Obama would force us to consider some African Americans to be only 3/5 of a person for electoral purposes as stipulated in the 3/5ths Compromise of 1787.
We recognize that a move to this provision might be mildly controversial. It would obviously take a great deal of time to come to a consensus on which African Americans should be counted as 3/5 of a person and which should get a full vote. We concede that this could not be completed before this year’s election.
However, we can all agree that Mr. Hussein Obama is of African heritage. A much simpler solution would be to count votes for Mr. Hussein O. as only 3/5 of a vote. While this would be acceptable to us, we wish to remain fair. A full half of Mr. Obama’s blood is pure. Therefore, citizens should be able to vote for that half of Mr. Obama with a full vote.
We propose to rectify this situation fairly by counting a vote for Mr. Barack Hussein Obama as four-fifths of one vote. We arrive at this number with the following method:
Each vote for Mr. Obama’s white half counts as 1/2 vote (or 5/10ths). Each vote for Mr. Obama’s African half would count as 1/2 of the 3/5ths of a black person that Mr. Obama represents, or 3/10s of one vote. So each vote for Mr. Barack Hussein Obama should constitutionally count as 8/10ths of one vote, or more simply 4/5ths. Votes for Senator McCain would count as full votes given his fully American Heritage.
With such little time before the election Mr. B. Hussein Obama must tell the American people if he will accept our proposal and only count 80% of his vote total, or if he will honor the Constitution of the United States and step down.
We await Mr. Hussien Obama’s response.