Let's see... Don't even make eye contact with your election opponent in debate #1? Check. Refer to your election opponent - a sitting US Senator - as "that one" in debate #2? Check. Respond in a condescending manner to a question from a young African American man about the mortgage crisis by assuming he's never heard of Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac? Check. Golly! What's the plan for Wednesday? Is Governor Demagogue going to enter stage right clad in a patriotic bikini & rifle to attempt to field dress the Dem sitting US Senator?
F*ck...I shouldn't have said that out loud - might give some people too many PMS fantasies. EEEEeeeeWWWWwwww!
Let's Countdown!
John Lennon was born on this date in 1940.
If Senator McCentury & Gov. Demagogue keep up with the current "spirit" of the campain (typo intended), I hope they find out REAL SOON that karma can be a *itch!
#5 " ‘Erratic & Uncertain’" AKA "The Resurge Isn’t Working" AKA "McMortgage McBailout" AKA "One and the McSame" - Homeowners & taxpayers have to swallow their loses under Senator McCentury’s "rescue" plan for the mortgage crisis. Is Rick Davis still working for Fannie Mae? Why aren’t there any clips of Senator Obama’s speech in my town yesterday? It was a hell of a speech; granted, the weather was craptacular, but it was still a great speech! After this election, I’m never going to be able to hear the words "my friends" without cold shivers up my spine. I just thought of something! Since Richard Wolffe covers Senator Obama’s campaign, I wonder if he was in town yesterday? Oh man, if I missed a chance to see him, I will REALLY gouge my eyes out & be REALLY PI$$ED. Senator Obama is getting big – time network time the Wednesday before the election. ALL RIGHT! Faux News will take coin from Senator Obama? I will believe that when he f*ckin’ preempts Mr. Bull Snort. Senator McCentury IS NOT A VICTIM of this economic mess. If he’s running for the highest office in the land, he owes it to the country that he’s allegedly putting first to know WTF he’s talking about! He freely admitted earlier in this campaign when he had a bit of a soul left that he was "weak" on the economy. He’s done nothing to educate himself as far as I can tell. HE IS NO DAMN VICTIM, MARGARET CARLSON! Hey! Keith did a shout – out to our fearless leader of DailyKos! Kewl!
#4 "Fear & Distraction" AKA "Wile E. Quixote" AKA "McDared" - I remember Earl Weaver’s shenanigans; what George Will had to say was a hoot! The Charles Gibson interview with Senator Obama was from Indianapolis! Mr. Gibson was in town that day because, and I can’t believe I’m saying this, Indiana is considered a swing state now! So, ABC was in town that day in connection with GMA or something along those lines. Golly, maybe Senator Obama will break out into "McCentury, you ignorant $lut!" on Wednesday night. McCentury’s just pi$$ing off "conservatives" everywhere, ain’t he?! That’s a damn shame...damn, damn, damn shame. There’s a shot from yesterday’s speech when Senator Bayh (ugh!) introduced Senator Obama.
** OMG! I know people who’d be all over the terlet scooter. **
"McCain in the Membrane" – No one wants Hugh Hewitt’s crap on paper. Senator McCentury has selective memory about "killing innocent civilians." Go figure. Gov. Demagogue spent a whopping 12 hours on "trade missions." I hope the delegates enjoyed the ice art; they could make frozen margaritas as they began to melt!
#3 "Shellshock Shock" AKA "Unfriendly Fire" - PTSD is the fault of bad training. Gee, Cindy, thanks for your support (?). I get emails from Jon Soltz all the time; go, baby, go! A friend of my husband’s was the victim of an "adjustment" diagnosis VS. a PTSD diagnosis. He had originally been diagnosed with PTSD, but then it was changed. He had to fight like hell to get his benefits and nearly lost his house in the process. Thank you for serving your country!
WPITW – The Post & "Page Six" is going to be at it again against Keith & Rachel. I guess I need to break out THIS picture again. This will put the fear of the Almighty in them!
Ed Snyder has invited Gov. Demagogue to drop the first puck at a hockey game. Well, what do you know? GWB has authorized spying on innocent Americans. Damn! What are you going to tell me now? Cigarettes cause lung cancer? There’s no Santa? Don’t be shaking my faith in humanity like that!
#1 "The Great Schlep" AKA "Political Chutzpah" AKA "Schlepping for Votes" - Hell, I won’t even be able to talk my parents into voting Obama/Biden, but they live in Illinois, so I think Senator Obama will be OK there! I don’t have grandparents in Florida. I have an aunt & uncle who live there, but there is no way in this world or any other that they will vote Obama/Biden, either. Oh well...