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I put this as a comment to the troll diary giving us crappy top 10 reasons that were supposed to be funny but weren't even slightly. I thought I could come up with much funnier ones and expanded it a bit...

  1. They got it wrong the last time. The VICE President is supposed to be the idiot.
  1. Many hungry comedians need the work that the McCain/Palin administration will bring.
  1. Maybe he'll let me drive one of his cars.
  1. I'm really sick of those goddamn fish.
  1. Finally, an administration who understands the needs of snowmachine sportsmen!
  1. Will declare victory in Iraq so we can move on to invade other countries.
  1. Went into voting booth thinking it was a changing booth and accidentally hit the button with an elbow while trying on a new pair of jeans.
  1. Gay marriage amendment will end the terrible heartbreak of gay divorce.
  1. McCain stance on all Americans being prisoners solves the prison overcrowding problem.
  1. Big fan of the movie Fargo.
  1.  Because the only terrorists you want your president palling around with are the domestic ones.
  1. He's already got 10 houses. What's one more?
  1. It will keep him from behind the control stick of an airplane.
  1. We finally get a real competitor for the Washington Times Vice Presidential Swimsuit Competition.
  1. If we put the button high enough, he won't ever be able to push it.
  1. At last, the Supreme Court will get a chance to re-visit Plessy v. Ferguson.
  1. John McCain's middle name is Sydney and everybody loves Australia!
  1. We desperately need to defend America from witches.
  1. If I don't vote for him this time, I won't get another chance!
  1. Jesus told me to.

Originally posted to Arken on Fri Oct 10, 2008 at 04:58 PM PDT.

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