As I near completion of my master's degree, I have had occasion to do some interesting anti-smear research concerning our little election season. A big part of this job entails going through the astounding mass of e-mails attacking Barack Obama...I'm sorry, I mean, revealing the TRUTH ABOUT BARAK OBAMA!!!! PLS FWD 4 YOURE COUNTRY!
Originally posted at Near Earth Object.
Ahem.
Here are some of the things these e-mails have taught me about Sen. Barack Obama:
- He has no friends or family, but the president of Kenya is a member of his family and William Ayers is his best friend.
- He is a black African militant, except that he is Arab.
- He is a hypersocialist income redistributor who likes to help big money rich folks and give them tax goodies.
- He is the Antichrist, but lacks the experience to get the antichristing job done.
- He is a Muslim who fully subscribes to the Christian beliefs of Rev. Jeremiah Wright.
- He is an Al Qaeda-loving terrorist who will recklessly hunt down Osama bin Laden in Pakistan.
What a complex man this Obama is! Clearly, people who have "looked into this" or "have done some checking" do the best investigative journalism, connecting dots that no one in the liberal media could have connected.
Thank you, e-mailers.