So I've been thinking - McCain has just been sucking wind for weeks now, so now he has to step it up. But what to do? Ayres? Pfft! That's amateurish. ACORN? Who can argue with the goodness of nuts.
Follow me below the fold for some ideas for McSame to step it up...
- Winks galore! Seems to work for Palin, no? McCain can end each statement with a wink! Yeah, baby!
- Take a shot! Each time he says "my friends", he then pulls out a bottle of Wild Turkey and takes a shot. He might start making sense towards the end of the debate.
- Get angry! Yeah! He can wave his fist in the air every time Obama one ups him in the debate! That will win over those pesky undecideds!
- Toss Mardi Gras beads to all the ladies in the audience. Rrroowww!!!
- Repeat everything Obama says and act like it's his idea!
- Cry like a baby. Face it, he might be able to play for some pity votes.