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It's a BLITZ!!!
First, we will take the American people over here. Then before they start using common sense to question us we'll take them this direction. Then the final move , divide straight dowm the middle by lying. Everyone got it........OK, OK, OK, ......hands in middle.
GOOOOOOO TEAM!!!!
(PDF link below the fold)
A voluminous 91-page
memo (more like a book) was sent out to Senate Republicans to showcase campaigning strategies during the August recess
(see our Do-Nothing Congress does do something........just while they're not in session). The document was signed by the very vunerable, incumbant Sen. Rick Santorum (R-PA) and Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-TX) and outlines 3 areas to try and divide the american public (or as Republican say
touting the positives). All 3 of these areas are to be pushed at the state level.
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1st Area: Securing America's Prosperity
- Plans for small business health insurance pooling,
- Spending reductions (Haaaa!!!.........Oh Sorry)
- Increase domestic oil drilling (Yippie, lets remove even more forest because 100° F in Denver is normal)
- permanent death tax reform
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2nd Area: Family Values
- Perserving the definition of marriage
- Protecting child custody law (as if Democrats want children to be with bad parents)
- Confirming "fair" judges
- Banning internet gambling (you'll probably want to start with Mr. Virtue himself, Bill Bennett)
- Upholding the law (let's start with not using signing statements)
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3rd Area: Miscellaneous Item
- Tout the "success" of Bush's Stem Cell policy, a section in the memo titled "Setting the Record Straight: President Bush's Stem Cell Policy Is Working
- Homeland security
- Defend the Iraqi Prime Minister, even though he sides with Iran
- Border fence along Mexico-US border
- Court-martial like trials for detainees
- Criticize the media (always a conservative favorite)
You've been given your marching orders Resmuglicans. I'll sit back and come up with some rebuttals. Shouldn't take no more than a second!!!