I want whores. I want money. I want power. And I want it now.
I want to be entrusted with making people's lives better. Then I want to use that power to make things better for myself.
I want to call my wife, tell her I have a meeting with some lobbyists, and then go fuck my brains out with some hooker.
When I come home at night I want to lie to my wife, tell her I had a boring evening, roll over and go to sleep.
More in extended...
I want to take money, any money anyone can give me for a campaign contribution. I'll vote how they want me to on this issue or that. Because that means I don't have to raise money from from or be accountable to oridinary people.
Even better, if I can scare away my competition, I can remain in office, and keep fucking the whores in the hotel room.
And the trips. Screw my family. Instead of "going home" to spend time with them, or God forbid my constituents, I'll be going to Aruba to play some golf. Maybe fuck some whores.
All the while I will living a daily lie to my wife and kids. But I'm a man. I can take it. Heck. I'm a REAL MAN. I can fuck whores whenever I want.
I can spend valuable time with staffer covering my tracks, both professional and personal, to make sure I'm not caught trading money for votes, or trading votes for sex. Or having sex with whores. What would my family say?
I want money. I want to live like almost no one in the world lives.
I want power. I want to know I hold the key to people's dreams in my hand, and I can use that key to extort money and favors from whoever I want.
I want whores. I want to have sex. All the time. Its relaxing and gets my mind off all the stress.
UPDATE: The entire point of this rant, of course, is to point out... what's up with the whores??? Even before I was married I would NEVER have done something like that. Its like Bill Frist killing cats or George Allen walking around California with a confederate flag. I just don't get it.