"Hand In Their Pocket"
I’m broke but I dress well
In debt but I’m flush
I’m poor but I’m wealthy, yeah
I’m young but I’m middle-aged
I’m sly but I’m dumb
I’m screwed but I'll screw them baby
What it all comes down to
Town of Wasilla gonna be mine mine mine
'cause I've got one hand in their pocket
And the other is holding a crucifix
I feel hope but I'm hopeless
I'm paid and I'm overpaid
I'm bored but I'm working, yeah
I rest but I'm careless
I'm home but I'm really here
I'm right and I'm holy baby
What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be quite alright
'cause I've got one hand in their pocket
And the other one is driving a snow machine
And what it all comes down to
State of Alaska ain’t got me figured out just yet
'cause I've got one hand in their pocket
And the other one is surfing the Ebay
I'm old but I'm knocked up
I'm cold but I'm hot
I'm tough but I'm girly baby
I'm sick but I'm laughing
I'm quick but I'm full of shit
I'm slick but I'm petty baby
And what it all boils down to
Lower forty-eight ain’t got it figured out just yet
'cause I've got one hand in their pocket
And the other one is playing the race card
And what it all comes down to my friends
Is that everything's just fine fine fine
'cause I've got one hand in their pocket
And the other one is holding a credit card