Have you ever noticed that John McCain and Dr. Evil are never seen together? Yes, this could merely be a coincidence, but what if there is something more sinister at play? The resemblance IS uncanny. What if John McCain and Dr. Evil are, in fact, one and the same? After all, what do we REALLY know about John McCain? At the very least, he needs to better explain this fuzzy relationship. Let's take a look at the striking similarities.
> Dr. Evil threatened to blow up the world. John McCain already blew up Iraq, and has threatened to blow up Iran.
> Dr. Evil had a secret plan to take out Austin Powers. John McCain claims to have a secret plan to take out Osama Bin Laden.
> John McCain never mentioned the middle class in three 90 minute debates. Dr. Evil never mentioned the middle class in three 90 minute movies.
> Dr. Evil lives in a secret lair to keep his whereabouts unknown. John McCain has so many homes, no one ever knows where he is.
> Dr. Evil's second in command built a multimillion dollar business while Dr Evil was in a cryogenic sleep for 30 years. John McCain's wife tended a multimillion dollar business while he was dozing in the Senate for 26 years.
> Dr. Evil relied on Fembots to defeat his nemesis, Austin Powers, after only meeting them once. John McCain relied on Sarah Palin to defeat his nemesis, Barack Obama, after only meeting her twice.
> Dr. Evil was spurned by his own son, Scott Evil. John McCain has now been spurned by the only group ever to truly love him, the press.
> In the end, Dr. Evil's number 2 manuvered to replace him as the man in charge. John McCain's number two has gone rogue to position herself as the next leader of their party.
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