Chances are you will be having a watch party on November 4. Maybe you should invite a few Republicans.....
Your Republican friends won't be in much of a partying mood that night... So maybe in a spirit of bipartisanship you should invite a few over to your watch party.
Then about 11pm when all the networks (except Faux) call the election of Obama and the celebration begins you will need something to serve the RePUGs.
I suggest Crow Pie.
Since I do not usually cook this I found a recipe here:
http://www.recipecottage.com/...
which I show here:
Crow Pie
1 crow
stuffing of your choice
salt and pepper
shortening
flour
2 Pie crust mixes
2-3 hard-boiled eggs
Stuff the crow. Loosen joints with a knife but do not cut through.
Simmer the crow in a stew-pan, with enough water to cover, until
nearly tender, then season with salt and pepper. Remove meat from
bones and set aside.
Prepare pie crusts as directed. (Do not bake)
Make a medium thick gravy with flour, shortening, and juices in
which the crow has cooked and let cool.
Line a pie plate with pie crust and line with slices of hard-boiled
egg. Place crow meat on top. Layer gravy over the crow. Place
second pie dough crust over top.
Bake at 450 degrees for 1/2 hour.
There was some suggestion there that crow might not be kosher - if that is an issue or if your local butcher does not carry crow - then turkey will do.