Joe the Plumber.... you blew it. You were thrust into the media spotlight by the McCain camp over these past two weeks and you lost out on a great opportunity to capitalize.
You could have been selling these, Joe. Just imagine how many fellow replublicans would have bought one and how much they would have paid. $5, $10 - I bet you could have suckered them in for $20. Imagine the crowds of plunger carrying supporters weilding their plungers to the chant of "Joe, Joe", Joe".
You could have been a consultant for Tito, helping him bring his own construction helmet to market.
Man, you blew the opportunity, Joe the Plumber.
The thousands pictures that could forever have been available to reminisce over with the thoughts of just how bad the whole idea of bringing you into the McCain camp and onto stages would have been so very precious to your grand children.
You may have sold so many that you would actually have made more than $200,000 and your taxes would maybe have gone up. Wow, now that would have been such a great story and attack line.
Heck! Sean Hannity and Bill-O could have given one away with every book they sold. That order alone would have been huge!
Poor Joe the Plumber. At least it sounds like you might be able to write a song about "The Plunger". Hopefully it will be a hit.