'Twas All Hallow's Eve and all through the land Crazy blonde Republifemmes were making their stand:
Grasping for straws they take over the airwaves Each desperate to get the attention she so craves:
They speak outright falsehoods with unwavering conviction They could almost convince any fool to believe them:
In bright colorful clothes to distract from their airheaded rambles The Conserva-Blondes stick to jewel tones, bold prints and baubles:
On this night of mischief be wary and vigilant... Those cute, blond, or pretty are not always so innocent: