It’s true, they still have three more days to find that ever elusive "game changer," and this morning’s Bush-assisted revelation about the possibly illegal terrorist socialist aunt hiding out in low-incoming housing in Boston could be just the thing to bring the electorate to its senses and galvanize the greatest political comeback since John McCain’s last comeback. But as empathetic liberals, let’s try to walk in their shoes for these last fateful hours and ask ourselves: If they could wake up tomorrow and find one pre-election gift from Jesus under their beds...