This, of course, is from the Duh! News Wire.... it couldn't have happened to a nicer candidate, or at a more inopportune moment for poor John.
Yes the wingnuts are ecstatic that the Dark Lord has finally blessed Abe Simpson with his approval. Maybe now they'll take a few minutes off from staring at Sarah Palin's bikini pics, to actually ponder what this "great man" has done to for our country these past 8 years, and maybe then.... they'll be even more stoked to go vote for McCain!!! Movement Conservatives are so cute!!
Like Will Ferrell said:
"John was there for me ninety percent of the time over the last eight years. When you think of John McCain, think of me, George W. Bush. Think of this face. When you're in the voting booth, before you vote - picture this face right here. A vote for John McCain is a vote for George W. Bush."
Here's the Cheney endorsement video. Finally found a copy that allows embedding and comments. Should be interesting.