Just going to sip tea and watch the rest of the country run around like chickens with their heads cut off, then forced to stand in line for hours.
I was giddy with excitement to vote, but today I'm not going to miss any work or stand in line anywhere (except maybe at the hotdog cart).
You see, I'm one of the lucky Americans who voted at my kitchen table a week ago because, evidently, I live in the most clever state in the union, Oregon.
Laptop in one hand and voter's guide in the other. No worries about missing work, having my poll worker wake up late, or fire alarms holding up my access to the voting booth.
Oregon has been voting my mail for a decade or so, with not a single voting fraud problem. Sure, if you like old timey nostalgia you'll cling to your electronic voting booth, but that's not what us working Joe's are worried about that we'll have to take a sick day (if we're lucky).
Voting by mail is the most obvious, inclusive, cost-effective, efficient option, yet it is continually ignored by the rest of the country. Perhaps it's time the voting machine lobby is dismissed from the offices of our state, county and city decision makers.