What is it that you are employing to deal with tonight's drama, or rather to celebrate the election of a transformational, inspirational figure with a first class intellect and temperament?
After 18 long months of "stress", it is finally coming to a climactic close! Thus, I took upon myself the liberty of leaving work a few hours early to jettison over to the Wine Bank where I liberally picked up a 2004 BV Tapestry and a 2005 Sequoia Groove to drink the nerves away, and then get stupid- Palin stupid!
To wash this fine juice down, I picked up a sixpack of Becks and another of Groltch. Although I do not portend to drink all of this alcohol tonight, by myself, I am prepared for an extended evening, if need be.
The polls are closing. Take a deep breath, a shot, and let the games begin!!
Let's kick some anti-intellectual ass.