My cable is broke and I don’t have internet. Fox keeps saying it’s too early to call the race. They don’t know who the president is... Please let me know. My satire meter is broken and I can't even tell when they're lying anymore, unless they're lying all the time.
I lived through this in 2000 and 2004. I know I should get my cable fixed. Fox keeps telling me the weapons were found in Iraq, that Obama is a Muslim, that Bill Ayers was more dangerous than Eric Rudolph and Timothy McVeigh put together, that tax cuts raise revenue, that we don't torture, that ...
and now, that this election is too close to be sure - Acorn has something to do with it, the wrong people were voting, blah blah blah
Please, let me know the truth here.