Hoo boy, the anticipation of this one has my panties in a wad...
The tease is on CNN's ticker.
Rick Davis, the campaign manager for former John McCain's White House bid came to Sarah Palin's defense in an upcoming interview with the National Review, saying the now-infamous $150,000 clothing tab for the Alaska governor was caused by a "failure of management."
Let's chuckle over several shocking leaked quotes while we await more forthcoming details, shall we?
We don't know all the juicy tidbits of epic FAIL just yet, but check these actual quotes that CNN is leaking.
"We flew her out from Alaska to Arizona to Ohio to introduce her to the world and take control of her life."
Ricky, Ricky, Ricky. Surely your entire career and reputation couldn't be so worthless that you would roll the dice so completely. Sheesh. Name one woman you have actually met that would let YOU "take control of her life".
"She didn’t think ‘dress for the convention’, because it might have just been a nice day trip to Arizona if she didn’t click with John. Very little prep had been done..."
Click. Click. Click.
Nope, she still hasn't clicked with John. This gets more epic with every quote.
"We got her a gal from New York and we thought, ‘Let’s get some clothes for her and the family.’ It was a failure of management not to get better control and track of that. "The right hand didn’t know what the left hand was doing, what it was worth or where it was going. No one knew how much that stuff was worth."
They got her a gal.
These people would be endlessly entertaining if they weren't so entirely pathetic. Or maybe they are both.
Bulletin for Rick Davis: SOMEBODY knew how much that stuff was worth.
And it turned out to be priceless for our side.
Thank you, Rick Davis. We can't wait to hear what else you have to confess.