While I couldn't agree more with your sentiments,
Ha ha, yeah, that won't happen. Anyone who sails with the Nader crowd deserves nothing more than ridicule.
Fuck Ralph Nader, and fuck his supporters. If the past eight years hasn't smacked any sense into their addled brains, then nothing will. This site caters to the reality-based community. No one else need apply.
I have to say that it falls short of truly mocking Nader. First of all, "fuck Ralph Nader, and fuck his supporters" could be taken in more than one way, including some that would really upset those religious groups that value monogamy.
However, more importantly, he may not ever find out that you said it. Mocking someone in person is far more satisfying, after all.
And I can proudly say that I mocked, in person, the top 2 irrelevant presidential candidates of the 2008 election cycle.
On September 15, 2007 there was a protest in Washington, DC regarding the war in Iraq. Yes, that war
It was organized by the ANSWER coalition, the rather crazy folks who have unfortunately been the only ones demonstrating any ability to organize mass action.
One of the speakers was Ralph Nader. I personally demanded that he apologize for the war.
You can hear me in this video
My second opportunity came this summer in Austin.
Bob Barr, the woefully failure-at-getting votes candidate for the Libertarian party (he's no R0n P4v1, that's for sure), was in Austin for the RightOnline conference and got bored and came to the Netroots Nation convention.
I got this Colbert-style pic with my "crazy libertarian friend"