I just wanted to wish you a very happy holiday, and give you the gift of blingee. So I decided to bling up your family holiday picture:
Wow! You look all look great! Eli and Ari are so darn cute! And blingee!
But then I thought "If a little blingee is good, then way too much blingee must be better!"
So I decided that the masthead could really use a blingee upgrade. Here's my suggestion:
"Why Masthead, how is your badass self?"
And since things were going so well, I thought "Why not make a nice holiday masthead too! Markos will love it! So I made this tasteful holiday design:
But it's just not quite as dynamic as it could be . . .
. . . and Kos isn't just tasteful. It's also cool and sexy. So I made this "DKos, After Dark" masthead:
That is the definition of AWESOME.
And finally, here is a "predicted reaction" from Markos:
And now, by special request, the Hanukkah Card!
Thanks Mr. Kos! Happy Holidays to you and your beautiful, blingee family! And peace and harmony to all the Kossaks, each and every one!