DC Kossacks Meetup Tomorrow!
Thursday, December 11th, 2008. 6:30 p.m. to however late we stay around.
Timberlake's, 1726 Connecticut Ave NW, Washington, DC
Continuing my obsession with Minnesota's challenged ballots ... (hey, a winner hasn't been declared yet, and so the obsession retains a meager element of legitimacy) ...
In any state that allows it, there will be a large number of write-in votes.
A lot of misguided souls write in actual candidates running a write-in campaign (I know, totally lame, right?). Others write in boring political figures like Hillary Clinton or Ron Paul. Some religious folk write in God. And some unoriginal people write in lame, done to death candidates like Mickey Mouse, John Doe and Chuck Norris.
But some people write in candidates that are utterly awesome.
Below, a look at some of these write-ins.
Here's one that would be awesome to the extreme, full of great candidates on both sides, except that he may have cost Al Franken a vote with his creativity with the man's name.
The back of the guy's ballot is even better, though I think Hitler and Willie Nelson fall into the cliche category
Two Butts are too many
Is he offering a plea here or merely giving analysis?
This guy voted for two of the greatest men out there, Jim Beam and Jack Daniels.
With more good stuff on the back of his ballots
Note: Sleazy wasn't featured in the movie because he went to Chicago to become a politician.
I'd complained earlier that I didn't see any votes for Bill Ayers among the many votes for Joe the Wurzelbacher. This isn't precisely for Bill Ayers, but at least it's for the radical terrorist group Obama was in as an 8 year old.
Because anything else is too concrete, I guess.
Delightfully absurd
Borat in office is great success!
However, while the above voter did join Borat in supporting American basketball player Barack Obamas, he also greatly upset the man by voting for a Jew
As a result, Borat will have to feed him to: