Ah, the internet. Where people will always maintain a high level of discourse when left to their own unmoderated devices... right?
Right?
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Nothing doing - they don't call us the Joshua generation for nothing, baby! Next question.
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1.567 cubometers per day, provided that sharpness of beak does not deteriorate and density of wood does not exceed 650 kg/m^3. Will confirm with the Assistant Secretary of Fish and Wildlife and Parks. Next question.
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No. However, the transition team will gladly review a similar appeal should one come from Oklahoma. Next question.
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How dare you, peon! Secret Service, take him to the dungeons!!
But make sure they're not the ones Cheney's minions used. They're still covered in blood. It's unsanitary. We're not animals, after all.
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...Whoa, dude... Where'd the question go?..
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