As promised, I sent this to every Repug senator that voted to give $700 billion to the banks no questions asked but didn't feel the need to help out the blue collar GM workers.
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Hello, Senator!
As a Michigan Democrat I want to thank you voting to kill the auto-loan bill. See, when you and your other douchebag Republican colleagues decided that paying back the UAW was more important to you than saving the American economy, you showed Michigan exactly why the Republican party is a bunch of rotten puke-sticks who aren’t looking out for our interest.
Now as you continue to blame workers for having the nerve to work an honest job for a decent paycheck, Americans all across this country are going to understand that asshats like yourself would rather the country suffer an economic depression than have you look out for a unionized workforce.
The Michigan GOP was hanging by a very thin thread. You just cut that thread. I hope you’re happy. Scumbag.
And from what I’ve been told, Ohio hates you just as badly. I know that Voinovich was smart enough to not go against his constituents on this one, but do you think they’ll remember that in 2010, or do you think they’ll remember the endless news clips of Rethuglican cock-goblins like yourself screaming about how you have no problem tossing $700 billion at banks whose execs give themselves bonuses with our tax dollars, but couldn’t bring yourselves to approve a fraction of that amount to help blue-collar workers. You guys have never won a Presidency without Ohio. I’m sure Joe Biden thanks you for your vote, as you’ve ensured that he will be our next President-elect after Obama inevitably serves his 2 terms.
So even though I may lose my job, I can rest assured in knowing that when I’ll have a job in politics. Because as badly as you shit-monkeys have fucked over the American worker, I know that all I have to do is show up with a D next to my name.
Thanks a lot, shit brick!
Sincerely,
Donald Bortz