It's true. Unlike any other politician, she refused to primary an opponent from her own party if they are already in the seat. Does it not surprise you that she ate a dingo and my child?
She also uses hair care products from red states. She gave away the ending to several movies to people who haven't seen them. Rosebud was a sled? Who woulda guessed?
I am also concerned that having such an ambitious person in the people's house, the US Senate, will send a horrific message to the world. She won't be allowed to do fact finding trips to Australia. The dingo is protected after all.
There also is the issue of her famous name. Caroline was a song by Neil Diamond. He's sooo old and corny. Plus, Mike Dukkakis used one of his songs as his theme music in 1988. That didn't turn out so well.
In conclusion, argabard, humbug, and think of the orphan dingos. This woman must be stopped. Surely, if she is not picked, a combination of Paul Wellstone, Gandhi, and Matlock will be appointed instead.
Then we can primary them.