Poll Time: Fav Clinton Surrogate!

Okay male chauvinist pigs, latte libs, blacks, and red-state caucus goers it's time for a poll.

The Hillary Clinton campaign has loaded its team with a slew of highly educated, awesomely talented politicans, advisors, and friends. We've been thorougly impressed with their dedication to fight every state, ensure that no voters are 'disenfranchised', and most of all -- by their willingness to plan ahead after Super Tuesday! They truly have had a dream crew working for them. Kossacks, it's time to pick your fav!

•  Tips for the genius that is the Clinton campaign.

  by MJJLWolf on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 08:13:11 PM PDT

  •  LOL!!!

    by mayan on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 08:45:35 PM PDT

    •  SPot on...and Funny!!

      by mayan on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 08:46:27 PM PDT

•  You left out

  Billy "Barack Obama is a Drug Dealer" Shaheen and Bob "He grew up in a Secular Madrassa" Kerrey.

  by NMLib on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 08:14:41 PM PDT

•  Just one

  They're all too good to pick just one.

  by William Domingo on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 08:14:52 PM PDT

•  Damn, so many choices...

  Wolfson and Penn could have joined that poll.

  by broui on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 08:15:10 PM PDT

•  Far be it from me

  to proclaim myself a top (or even good) diarist, and I like you wolf, but I'm not sure this is terribly useful.

  by Ivey476 on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 08:15:35 PM PDT

•  What about Stephanie "Clothes of his native

  land" Tubbs-Jones?  She has to be the biggest idiot I've ever seen.

  by Geekesque on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 08:16:01 PM PDT

  •  Hey!

    She's my congresswoman and she has an extremely progressive voting record. Most of us here like her a lot. She just happens to have a blind spot on one particular matter -- Hillary. But it's OK -- the district's VOTERS selected Obama so overwhelmingly that we sent him 6 of our 8 delegates.

    by anastasia p on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 09:36:46 PM PDT

    •  When she puts her surrogate hat on, she turns

      her brain off or something.

      I'm sure she's fine when she doesn't have to make excuses for Hillary.

      by Geekesque on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 11:07:59 PM PDT

•  Hmnn

  I voted for Ted "Nod my head in the background while Hillary says some crazy stuff in hopes to be VP" Strickland.

  But then these guys are all chumps compared to Howard "All bullshit, all day, every day" Wolfson.

  by jenontheshore on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 08:16:56 PM PDT

  •  It's too bad that Elliot Spitzer

    never got the chance to say something outrageously awful about Obama, because iIwould have loved to have voted for him.

    by beltane on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 08:30:45 PM PDT

  •  Ted is very popular

    And he has no intention of being VP. The guy clearly ran for governor because the job agreed with him more than being in Washington (he's such a rural huntin' & fishin' good old boy). He's not going to bail halfway through his term and go back to DC.

    by anastasia p on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 09:38:09 PM PDT

•  that Strickland guy was great !

  by dantrotheplanetman on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 08:17:43 PM PDT

•  LOL

  Could we make a list like this for the Obama campaign? I would say no, not really!

  They just don't have any of this entertaining cast of characters. There was that general who made fun of Hillary crying, and then poor Samantha Power who called Hillary a monster. But that's it. Obama's crew is not so epically ridiculous.  

  by jenontheshore on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 08:19:56 PM PDT

•  I had to vote for "My state's a bunch of racists"

  Though I would've loved to vote for Mark "Your State Doesn't Count" Penn

  by NMLib on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 08:20:27 PM PDT

•  You missed out

  Lanny Davis
  Hillary Rosen
  Kiki something
  James Carville

  by NewAmerican on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 08:20:30 PM PDT

  •  Don't forget Erica Jong

    Her diatribes on HuffPo have been as entertaining as a torn cuticle.

    by beltane on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 08:26:13 PM PDT

    •  Erica is Peter Daou's Aunt, IIRC

      But I am never buying another Jong book.

      by Empower Ink on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 09:14:17 PM PDT

  •  My favorite is omitted

    Mark 'Dollars To Donuts' Penn

    His omission is why I voted for Coconut Pie from Cracker Barrel.

    by RobertInWisconsin on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 08:47:02 PM PDT

•  head-bobber...coconut...head-bobber...coconut...

  pecan would have made it a no-brainer

  by converse on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 08:22:20 PM PDT

•  Where's Mark "impressionable elites" Penn?

  by Oothoon on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 08:24:26 PM PDT

•  This is the kind of hate filled diary

  that could lead to some kind of 'writer's' strike by HRC supporters.

  That being said, I choose the tag team of Mark "Obama can't win in the general election" Penn and Howard "Mark Penn didn't say that" Wolfson

  by msstaley on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 08:27:49 PM PDT

•  I voted for Bill Clinton

  because as a former president he deserves to be honored in some way, and sadly there is no other way he will ever be worthy of honor in my opinion.

  by beltane on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 08:27:55 PM PDT

•  Where's Andrew "shuck & jive" Cuomo? n/t

  by beltane on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 08:28:49 PM PDT

•  Taylor Marsh? hello? n/t

  Economic Left/Right: -8.50

  Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.51

  by MrrarA on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 08:29:11 PM PDT

•  Mile High Mud Pie.

  Okay male chauvinist pigs, latte libs, blacks, and red-state caucus goers it's time for a poll.

  I'm not eligible to vote.

  by oscarsdad on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 08:33:10 PM PDT

•  I personally like Clintons imaginary friend

  The one that keeps telling Clinton that she can still win and won't be humiliated if she rides it to the end.

  by dan667 on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 08:34:59 PM PDT

•  Wolfson, Wolfson, Wolfson 24-7.

  He's like a combination of the Wolfman and Major Frank Burns.

  by bobdevo on Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 09:55:12 PM PDT