Ok, apart from being more than I want to know, why the hell is Mr. Hair Plug and Whitened Teeth talking about having intercourse with his wife on national TV? Is it to give the impression of virility? To show that even if he isn't elected president he can still go home, pop a couple of viagra tablets and do the nasty with his wife?
I mean, come on, doesn't this strike you as a tad immature. You expect a 16 year old kid to brag about getting laid but an old senator...I don't think so. What's next? Is he going to tell us how frequently he and his wife get it on? Whether they mix it up with a little oral intercourse or maybe even something kinky like a fur-lined trapeze.
I'll tell you what, Joe, why don't you tell us why you are not only in bed with your wife but the credit card and insurance industries as well. Now, the answer to that is something we would like to hear.
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