breaking:W shows HRC how to do lines

A US Senator identified only as "Hermione R. Climatus" wants to be thought of as the kind of person you'd like to do lines with, so she is reported seeking advice from this guy we'll just call "W" for obvious reasons. Middle class parents around the country are pleased and think that Sen. Climatus has been a perfect role model this week, doing boilermakers in a bar. There is general agreement among the nattering pundits that this is exactly what America needs from its president.

"W" was obviously flattered by the call from Sen. Climatus, whom he has previously suggested would be a strong candidate for president. "Flattery is the most envious imitation..." said "W", while polishing his beer bong...."I showed her how to roll up a dollar bill, and of course all she had was a hundred, so she used that."  He snickered..."I asked her if she wanted me to show her how to light farts...she said..."not yet..."

•  d i s g u s t i n g campaign n/t

  by seesdifferent on Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 08:57:47 AM PDT

•  I'm looking for a candidate

  who's not above being dipped in a giant vat of excrement for a few votes.

  by Bindle on Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 09:00:50 AM PDT

  •  you found her. n/t

    by seesdifferent on Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 09:06:06 AM PDT

•  Not surprised

  She's also pledging Sigma Chi at Penn State.  It's Hell Week.

  by djbender on Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 09:05:01 AM PDT

  •  the images are too grotesque n/t

    by seesdifferent on Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 09:10:00 AM PDT

•  Since the next CiC

  likes to drink expensive boilermakers while old men are oggling her, I have decided I am going to be piss drunk when I vote in November.  If my president is supposed to be someone who I will want to have a beer with, then I am going to have a beer while electing my president.

  Maybe instead of fireside chats with the prez, we can have friday night hunch punch night across the country?  And when my daughter gets to be old enough to understand what a president is, I will show her the picture of Hillary with a shot to her lips so she will know what a good role model is and that she is supposed to look up to her.

  "So daddy, the first female prez was elected because she liked to get drunk in a bar with old men?"  me-"Yes dear, that is how we elect presidents now, now put your flag lapel pin back on before someone sees you and reports you."

  by meatwad420 on Tue Apr 15, 2008 at 09:05:17 AM PDT