Colber Show: Why Edwards Lost the Nomination
Fri Apr 18, 2008 at 05:33:55 AM PDT
Both Edwards and Hillary Clinton were on The Colbert Report last night (Obama was too, live from satellite). He was broadcasting (live?) from Philadelphia. Needless to say, the Colbert Report writers had written some hilarious material for both of them.
Clinton came on first, to thunderous applause, and delivered her joke flawlessly and got a great response. Edwards then came on for an even longer cameo and inadvertently showed the real reason he lost the nomination.
The jokes were great. His delivery was AWFUL. It was almost like he didn't even get the jokes. He didn't know where to pause, he didn't know what words to emphasize. It was like a vacuum of charisma.
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Here are a few of the awesome jokes (that Edwards screwed up).
That is the reason I think he lost the primary so quickly (he faced some strong competition). His policy is dead-on, but his charisma and likability are totally absent. Others have commented about how the media and reporters just don't like him. Someone, I can't remember who, made the comment "Edwards couldn't get the [political reporters] to like him if he personally had sex with all of them." Edwards has the looks to be President, and quite possibly the qualifications and correct agenda, but he just doesn't have the charisma (neither does John McCain for that matter,although reporters do like him, which is why I don't think he's a threat to Obama, Huckabee would have been worse). Its a serious problem for Edwards that he comes off as even more unlikeable than Hillary (although technically has lower negatives). Even when making jokes he just sounded like another empty suit politician.
Jokes:
(Edwards comes on for his Ed-Words segment)
"I haven't figured out which one of these two candidates I'm going to support. On one hand, I don't want to seem anti-hope. On the other, I don't want James Carville to bite me." Then the board behind him read: "Carville hasn't had shots." This was the only joke Edwards actually delivered successfully.
"If we put our minds to it we can end poverty in 30 years" says Edwards. The sign behind him then reads: "Bush Ended Middle Class in 8." Hilarious.
"I want a platform thats consistent than my values," says Edwards. Board behind him reads "universal haircare."
"I will only support the candidate who promises to make me a spy." - Edwards
"I don't know if I've ever mentioned this before, but my father was a mill worker." - Edwards
Obama came on over the satellite and brilliantly delivered a joke where he put "these political distractions" "on notice." Then went on to comment on grizzly bears.
He says something about how he wants health care "for every man woman and child." and obvious swipe at Obama. Overall it wasn't clear want point he was trying to make by being there and not endorsing either of them. Something about poverty, health care, blah blah blah. I wish he would just endorse Obama already. Although I understand the fear of Carville bites :P
p.s. Colbert also had a great interview with Patrick Murphy on the same show, I recommend anyone who missed it try to go watch it.
UPDATE:
In retrospect I should have been less harsh. And probably used a different title.
Look I'm sure Edwards is a nice guy and very pleasant in regular everyday life. I would be glad to vote for him for president or senator or anything else. I certainly don't mean any ill will towards the man. The point I was trying to make, using some over-dramatic wording and exaggerations, is that a lot of times on the stump his performance seems forced, like a robot, or like he wasn't prepared. This phenomenon was particularly present during Colbert.
It annoyed me that he went on there and laughed and joked about his endorsement yet he still refuses to endorse anyone. Why won't he just endorse the person he thinks is the best candidate? I don't care if he endorses Clinton at this point, but it is severely annoying to go on there and tout his non-endorsement dangling it above the other two candidates holding it random for some kinda health care pledge.
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