HAPPY 4/20!!!!
by kestrel9000
Sun Apr 20, 2008 at 01:25:14 PM PDT
Shit. I'm late.
In the shade below the fold.

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Shit. I'm late.
In the shade below the fold.


From the Temple of the Screaming Electron:
Bible Verses That Fall on 4:20
by ZerataulJust for laughs.
Kings 4:20
The people of Judah and Israel were as numerous as the sand on the seashore; they ate, they drank and they were happy.
Chronicles 4:20
The lampstands of pure gold with their lamps, to burn in front of the inner sanctuary as prescribed;
Daniel 4:20
The tree you saw, which grew large and strong, with its top touching the sky, visible to the whole earth, [21] with beautiful leaves and abundant fruit, providing food for all, giving shelter to the beasts of the field, and having nesting places in its branches for the birds of the air- [22] you, O king, are that tree! You have become great and strong; your greatness has grown until it reaches the sky, and your dominion extends to distant parts of the earth.
Mark 4:20
Others, like seed sown on good soil, hear the word, accept it, and produce a crop thirty, sixty or even a hundred times what was sown?
Luke 4:20
Then he rolled up the scroll, gave it back to the attendant and sat down. The eyes of everyone in the synagogue were fastened on him.
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Jesus H. Christ on a fish stick.

Glossary
* Dry-mouth - When the inside of your mouth has no moisture after smoking marijuana, also sometimes called cotton-mouth
* Gear - The stash of marijuana you are using. Also called cannabis, blaze, green, Greenwich, skunk, weed, pot...
* High - The effects felt after smoking marijuana. Also known as being stoned, mashed, lean...
* Joint - Tobacco rolled with marijuana. Also known as a spliff, zut, jay.
* Kingers - King Sized rizla
* Marijuana - "Marijuana" refers to the dried leaves and flowers of the cannabis plant, which contain the non-narcotic chemical THC at various potencies. It is smoked or eaten to produce the feeling of being "high." The different strains of this herb produce different sensual effects, ranging from sedative to stimulant
* Munchies - A slang term for food eaten when stoned. Usually crisps, chocolate and sweets.
* The Munchies - The feeling that you want something to eat when stoned.
* Rizla - Brand of rolling papers commonly used in the UK for rolling joints.
* Roach - Piece of card rolled into a spiral shape to be used a filter of sorts, placed in the smoking end of a joint.
* Skinning up - The act of rolling a joint.
* Solid - A form of marijuana combined with resin. Usually of poorer quality than green. Often called puff, hash, block, solid.
* Toke - A puff or singular drag of the joint itself.
* Toploading - Packing the end of the joint with more marijuana than usual.
"Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality . Wake Up and Live!"
-Bob Marley
Don't Bogart That Joint
Lyrics: Lawrence Wagner
Music: Elliot IngberPlayed by Little Feat's Paul Barrere and Bill Payne with Phil & Friends. The original verson (on the soundtrack of "Easy Rider") was by Fraternity Of Man. It was subsequently covered by Little Feat.
Chorus
Don't bogart that joint my friend
Pass it over to me
Don't bogart that joint my friend
Pass it over to meRoll another one
Just like the other one
You've been holding on to it
And I sure will like a hit[chorus]
Roll another one
Just like the other one
That one's burned to the end
Come on and be a real friend[chorus]
Recordings
1969? Easy Rider (Soundtrack)
1988 The Last Record Album (Little Feat)

And I don't really drink alot of booze, alcohol will kill ya... but I smoke all the pot I can find, I don't smoke it all at once, I just do a little bit at a time, and I uh, I used to take acid but I quit around 1971.
Tommy Chong
A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality.
John Lennon
LOVE, PEACE, AND HAPPINESS TO THE WHOLE WORLD


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