Bob Barr Announces Death of Republican Party
Mon May 12, 2008 at 04:07:15 PM PDT
Bob Barr, in a move heralded by liberals everywhere as the "greatest fucking news ever" launched a Libertarian Party presidential bid Monday, saying voters are hungry for an alternative to the status quo who would dramatically cut the federal government. MSNBC reports that his
candidacy throws a wild card into the White House race that many believe could peel away votes from Republican Sen. John McCain given the candidates' similar positions on fiscal policy.
But the best part? Guess who he hired?
Barr, who has hired Ross Perot's former campaign manager, acknowledged that some Republicans have tried to discourage him from running. But he said he's getting in the race to win, not to play spoiler or to make a point.
All I can really say about this is WHOOPEE!!!
But I'll try to contain myself and add enough of my opinion to warrant a diary. More after the fold.
Wikipedia has this to say about Barr:
Robert L. (Bob) Barr, Jr. (born November 5, 1948) is an American attorney and former member of the United States House of Representatives.[1] Barr represented Georgia's 7th congressional district as a Republican from 1995 to 2003.[1][2] He achieved significant notoriety as one of the leaders of the impeachment of President Bill Clinton.[1]
Barr joined the Libertarian Party in 2006,[3] and as of 2008 serves on its National Committee.[4][5] On April 5, 2008, Barr announced the formation of an exploratory committee for his seeking the Libertarian nomination for President of the United States in the 2008 election.[6] On May 12, 2008, Barr formally announced his candidacy for the presidency.[7]
It doesn't say he became a Libertarian because he likes hookers and weed. Possibly because it's not true. Who knows for sure, and what kind of Libertarian would he be if he didn't, right? Am I right, all my Libertarian kossacks? You know it's true.
Barr is a strong supporter of the war on drugs and the war on gays, also know as the Defense of Marriage Act. He proposed that adherents of the religion Wicca be tarred and feathered and failing that, at least banned from military service. He is best known for his role as one of the House managers during the Clinton impeachment trial. It was Barr who first introduced a resolution directing Judiciary Committee to inquire into impeachment proceedings -- months before the Monica Lewinsky scandal came to light.
Seems like a real winner, right? But wait, there's more!
Barr hosts a political talk radio show on Radio America called Bob Barr's Laws of the Universe[49], on which he has had guests including Trent Lott, Tom DeLay, Oliver North, and Robert Bork. His first "law of the Universe" is that "the world is full of idiots", and he features an "Idiot of the Week" on his show, along with a top ten of "Idiots of the Year" selected from the Idiots of the Week.
He also likes to defend white supremisists; I
n 2003, Barr served on the defense team for white supremacist Chester Doles
If we can't retake the White House in November, god help us all.
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