First, I must admit that this diary is 95 percent snark, but if we are going to jump off of the edge of reason into the abiss of absurdity by comparing Michael Moore to Osama bin Laden, then lets do a ten point comparison and factor in King George as well to see how things stack up.
1. Ignores international laws, treaties
Moore Bush bin Laden
no yes yes
2. Opposes equal rights for gays
Moore Bush bin Laden
no yes yes
3.Opposes abortion rights for women
Moore Bush bin Laden
no yes yes
4.Owned oil companies financed by terrorist
money
Moore Bush bin Laden
no yes yes
5.Condones the use of torture
Moore Bush bin Laden
no yes yes
6.Supports a government whose laws are dictated
by religion
Moore Bush bin Laden
no yes yes
7.Believes that he takes orders from God
Moore Bush bin Laden
no yes yes
8.Believes that he is above the laws of his own country
Moore Bush bin Laden
no yes yes
9.Is untrusted and feared by European nations
Moore Bush bin Laden
no yes yes
10.Has given orders as a leader that have been
directly responsible for thousands of deaths
Moore Bush bin Laden
no yes yes
Absurd? Maybe, but I just wanted to throw a "Hardball". Wanna play catch, Chris?