Ceiling Cat Speaks

Oh Hai

Ceiling Cat here. Can I haz whirled peas now? kthxbye

Ceiling Cat is really srsly pissed at you all - WANT srsly peace........you understand my Bible was all about peace and taking care of poor kittehs, right?, kthxright? Christianity is all about teh peace and reverence for life kthx ya? Meaning no death penalty and no war kthx ya?

EPIC FAIL on your part........Rs and Ds and all Libertarians, k?

Ceiling Cat wants BIG cheezburger........BIG one........GTFO to bad kittehs in Congress and Executive Branch. GTFO to DLC Democrats. GTFO to not-good Democrats. And Republicans but hey, dogs drool, kthx. haha

Ceiling Cat wants you all to not-fight over Hillary and Obama - is moot, kthxbye? John McCain is like - well dogs drool, kittehs rule, k? We need to be solidly behind kittehs.

No offense to dogs meant by Ceiling Cat..........Ceiling Cat has luv for the lesser beings of his realm kthx.

But get off your asses and vote for the Democrat!!! k? thxbye.

Love, Ceiling Cat

•  Y'know...

  it might help to have actual pics of Ceiling Cat.

  Just sayin'

  by Timroff on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:00:04 PM PDT

  •  well hell

    I have such a hard time posting pics here haha........but you're probably right

    by Rosebuddear on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:01:16 PM PDT

    •  In Other Words

      

      by Ray Radlein on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:03:57 PM PDT

      •  uh-oh.

        Just sayin'.

        by noweasels on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:05:49 PM PDT

      •  Siamese Twin cat? n/t

        by jamtown on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:07:07 PM PDT

      •  Bwah hah hah!

        Nice touch with the phrasing. :D

        by Gemina13 on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:49:20 PM PDT

  •  M'kay...

    

    by Rob Cole on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:01:54 PM PDT

    •  I tell you what

      You supply all the pix of ceiling cat.........that was priceless............thx

      by Rosebuddear on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:03:30 PM PDT

    •  Meme Complete

      Where's LimeCat? Where's O RLY? owl? Where's Monorail cat? Where's Bukkit Walrus? And where's Admiral Ackbar? If he's not there, you know that it must be a trap.

      by Ray Radlein on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:05:57 PM PDT

      •  Admiral Ackbar was here

        earlier when there was clip of Mickey Kantor.  There was a whole chorus of people yelling, "It's a trap"! :D

        by pgm 01 on Wed May 07, 2008 at 11:44:31 PM PDT

•  I kan haz Obama now? n/t

  by Rob Cole on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:00:27 PM PDT

•  will this do?

  

  by Blue Waters Run Deep on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:02:26 PM PDT

  •  Thease ar tha Maytricks catz...

    whatsch outt

    by Rob Cole on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:04:23 PM PDT

  •  Madison the German shepherd

    may she rest in peace, LOVED ceiling cat.  Just sayin'.

    by noweasels on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:04:45 PM PDT

  •  yes will do nicely

    lolol!!!

    by Rosebuddear on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:08:27 PM PDT

  •  Will do nicely

    kthx haha

    by Rosebuddear on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:13:18 PM PDT

    •  the best ceiling cat:

      

      DemocraticOz, again.  ;-)

      by jlms qkw on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:17:28 PM PDT

      •  HAHAHA! Where'd you get that one??

        by Blue Waters Run Deep on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:20:25 PM PDT

        •  DemocraticOz, a kos-friend, makes them

          he said it took a long time to find a picture of markos with a ceiling.  

          by jlms qkw on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:57:26 PM PDT

          •  LOL! There is no ceiling to Markos!! :)

            by Blue Waters Run Deep on Thu May 08, 2008 at 07:13:59 AM PDT

          •  CRASH the Ceiling!!

            by Blue Waters Run Deep on Thu May 08, 2008 at 07:14:10 AM PDT

      •  Stole that! Hope you don't mind.

        Might never USE it, but want it appearing on my
        screensaver rotation.

        LOL!

        by begone on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:25:46 PM PDT

•  I am HERE and I am WATCHING YOU

  

  by noweasels on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:03:31 PM PDT

  •  Deus ex Catchina. n/t

    by Rob Cole on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:05:34 PM PDT

    •  E Pluribus Unum.

      Pennies for Obama.  Just sayin'.

      by noweasels on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:06:39 PM PDT

  •  ...masturbate?

    by Crisis Corps Volunteer on Wed May 07, 2008 at 11:17:01 PM PDT

•  Renaissance Ceiling Cats Say Hai

  

  by Pluto on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:05:32 PM PDT

  •  :)

    

    by gatorbot on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:10:24 PM PDT

    •  LOL!!

      by ozarkspark on Wed May 07, 2008 at 11:19:08 PM PDT

    •  That explains everything.

      The Vatican messed with Michelangelo's original, and things have never been the same since.

      Now I can live, and die, with inner peace knowing the cat-tastic Truth.

      by doinaheckuvanutjob on Thu May 08, 2008 at 12:39:39 AM PDT

•  See I don't have to post pix of Ceiling Cat

  Lovely other Kos posters will do it for me haha........thx guys

  by Rosebuddear on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:06:11 PM PDT

  •  Does anyone actually know who

    ceiling cat is?  She's so darn cute!  And she got out of the ceiling ok, right?

    by DrJeremy on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:23:15 PM PDT

•  U R IMPOSTR!!!!

  U r NOT teh Ceiling Cat!  Iz not "can I has," is "I can has".  Iz not kthxbye, iz kthxbai.

  LERN 2 SPEL!!!!!!!

  by LowellR on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:06:15 PM PDT

  •  Blastfemurz!

    MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

    by woodstock007 on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:07:53 PM PDT

  •  goe aweigh trole!

    hsssst!

    by Rob Cole on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:08:40 PM PDT

  •  

    

    by shpilk on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:09:09 PM PDT

    •  

      

      by pgm 01 on Thu May 08, 2008 at 12:08:19 AM PDT

  •  hmmmmmmmmmmm

    well ok sorry for spelling errors...........kthx

    its hard to be Ceiling Cat sigh

    by Rosebuddear on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:09:44 PM PDT

•  the Great and Powerful CEILING CAT!!!

  

  by Blue Waters Run Deep on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:07:27 PM PDT

  •  That's the best. n/t

    by DrJeremy on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:09:51 PM PDT

    •  I LOVE this one LOL!!

      by Blue Waters Run Deep on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:10:51 PM PDT

•  What, no picture? n/t

  by DrJeremy on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:07:51 PM PDT

  •  sorry

    Ceiling Cat not so good at posting pics lol

    by Rosebuddear on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:11:24 PM PDT

    •  i have been trying to post pics

      of our Crumblegums ( he dissaproves of everything except extra kibbles ) but have had no luck thus far....... even opened a photobucket account, but the systym has thus far conspired against me.

      by eastvan on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:35:48 PM PDT

  •  picture?

    

    kos-friend DemocraticOz regularly makes and posts ceiling cat in mojo fridays and the post-game show.  :-D

    by jlms qkw on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:14:03 PM PDT

•  As far as I am concerned . . .

  there is NOTHING like a good ceiling cat diary.  

  PS: I am NOT a concern troll.

  by noweasels on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:08:01 PM PDT

•  But, umm, cats are smart,

  I think they can spell.  At least, mine can (but I'm not smart, can't post photos).

  by DrJeremy on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:10:31 PM PDT

  •  Some Cats Are Very Smart

    

    by Pluto on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:18:52 PM PDT

    •  It's probably easier

      to understand.

      by Crisis Corps Volunteer on Wed May 07, 2008 at 11:18:07 PM PDT

      •  Good one!!

        by Blue Waters Run Deep on Thu May 08, 2008 at 07:18:01 AM PDT

    •  SNORT!!

      Howls of laughter!!

      by crose on Wed May 07, 2008 at 11:35:42 PM PDT

    •  Although Beowulf is an Anglo-Saxon poem

      it was written in Old English.

      There was no language called "Anglo-Saxon."

      by Brooke In Seattle on Thu May 08, 2008 at 12:26:25 AM PDT

  •  Stet

    

    by Ray Radlein on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:22:52 PM PDT

    •  Nice. n/t

      by DrJeremy on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:24:24 PM PDT

    •  Now THAT looks like my kitties. n/t

      by DrJeremy on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:28:02 PM PDT

      •  At the vet. n/t

        by DrJeremy on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:33:06 PM PDT

    •  I think that settles that........

      the superiority of cat is established.

      by eastvan on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:38:58 PM PDT

•  While campaigning, always remember

  

  by BobzCat on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:10:48 PM PDT

•  Biblical cat

  

  by Rob Cole on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:10:58 PM PDT

•  .

  

  by LithiumCola on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:13:48 PM PDT

  •  he could so never spell that correctly

    funny as hell, though

    by subtropolis on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:19:45 PM PDT

  •  Lol Bush

    

    by SlowNomad on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:20:07 PM PDT

  •  LOLBush

    

    by Ray Radlein on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:24:10 PM PDT

    •  what a putz n/t

      by ozarkspark on Wed May 07, 2008 at 11:24:40 PM PDT

      •  You ain't kidding

        A lowlight of a particularly dimly lit 8-year tragedy.

        If I had an uncle like that he'd be kept away from the booze and the kids at family gatherings.

        by kamarvt on Thu May 08, 2008 at 04:59:45 AM PDT

•  Diary Recommended

  because, you know...what the hell.

  by Oaktown Girl on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:14:49 PM PDT

  •  would be funny if it makes Rec List!!

    by Blue Waters Run Deep on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:16:50 PM PDT

    •  haha yeah it would be

      But you never know hahah........it was just a whim and a bit of late night cleverness.......who knows? haha

      by Rosebuddear on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:24:11 PM PDT

      •  Perfect ending to my day!!

        by Blue Waters Run Deep on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:25:44 PM PDT

        •  I'm glad

          I just got that little whimsical Moment of Zen, ya know? and reading back through it, I'm glad I did lol!!

          by Rosebuddear on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:33:19 PM PDT

        •  didn't you mean

          purrfect?

          by eastvan on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:54:36 PM PDT

    •  Wreck

      Dumber things have.

      by Ray Radlein on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:25:50 PM PDT

      •  hysterical!

        by ozarkspark on Wed May 07, 2008 at 11:26:23 PM PDT

        •  thx...........I hope it was.

          by Rosebuddear on Wed May 07, 2008 at 11:33:38 PM PDT

    •  It wouldn't be funny......

      It would be an improvement on much of what has appeared there of late.

      by eastvan on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:42:13 PM PDT

•  And Atheist cat!

  

  by Rob Cole on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:15:00 PM PDT

  •  LOL. Thanks. n/t

    by DrJeremy on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:25:10 PM PDT

  •  Or, you could say,

    

    by Jim P on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:29:07 PM PDT

    •  LOL! n/t

      by DrJeremy on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:45:04 PM PDT

  •  Agnostic Kitteh

    

    by SlowNomad on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:30:24 PM PDT

    •  This is the one I was hoping...

      ... someone would post. Heh heh...

      by highacidity on Wed May 07, 2008 at 11:48:33 PM PDT

•  i luv ceiling cat

  if you need more pooties, i wrote a pootie diary today.  okay, writing is an exaggeration.  

  

  another from DemocraticOz, who is very very good at creating ceiling cat's pictures!!

  by jlms qkw on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:15:52 PM PDT

  •  thx jlms

    haha

    by Rosebuddear on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:17:33 PM PDT

•  Heee haz asended innew hebben

  lyke I tole ye hee wood

  

  by Rob Cole on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:19:01 PM PDT

•  My camera isn't as fast as my 2 kittehs

  who are both 9 weeks old, so I must gets a new camera to share kitteh pictures wif da world.

  by Sychotic1 on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:21:11 PM PDT

  •  No such thing.

    There is nothing faster than 2 nine-week-old kittens.  Enjoy!

    by DrJeremy on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:26:12 PM PDT

•  Oh noes!

  Iz seeling teyegur!

  

  by Rob Cole on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:25:11 PM PDT

•  Don't Expect Cat Requests to be Answered...

  

  Just sayin'.

  by Pluto on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:26:22 PM PDT

•  Thx for all the replies

  Ceiling Cat just LOVES all the photos of his minions - keep em coming

  Ceiling Cat loves the homage paid by loyal followers. :):):)

  by Rosebuddear on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:27:01 PM PDT

  •  So, it ceiling cat your cat?

    And what's his story?

    Rec'd, because, what the heck, kitties, and all.

    by DrJeremy on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:29:14 PM PDT

    •  Well ceiling cat would be HER

      The Lovely Rose Queen of All Things.........she IS Ceiling Cat, I am sure..............

      by Rosebuddear on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:35:55 PM PDT

      •  So is she your kitty?

        I mostly just want to make sure that the whole ceiling incident ended well for her.  

        I'm a sucker that way.

        by DrJeremy on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:37:49 PM PDT

        •  DrJeremy

          If you're not familiar with the website icanhascheezburger then you're not familar with the lolkitties concept so many of us are laughing over.

          Ceiling Cat is not my kitty.......although she certainly thinks she is. hahah.

          Ceiling Cat is LOLkitties ironic conception of God, I guess. I can't explain lolkitties. All I can do is supply a link and you go out there, and then you'll be hooked, and if you noodle around enough there, you'll soon enough understand the concept of Ceiling Cat. One of the most hilarious websites I've ever encountered. :)

          http://icanhascheezburger.com/

          by Rosebuddear on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:50:47 PM PDT

          •  Wow, I completely missed that,

            thought it was just a photo of someone's cat that had achieved a sort of iconic status on DKos.  I'll go check it out.  Thanks.

            by DrJeremy on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:55:05 PM PDT

            •  teh troof

              set u free.

              by crose on Wed May 07, 2008 at 11:30:37 PM PDT

            •  oh noes, lolkitties is a whole iconic thing unto

              itself.........if you've been at the website now, you know the drill.

              Go with Ceiling Cat, my Brethren..............haha

              by Rosebuddear on Thu May 08, 2008 at 05:26:02 PM PDT

    •  Ceiling cat

      it's an interwebs phenomena. There's also this ceiling cat resource.

      by Hannibal on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:42:47 PM PDT

      •  Wow. I had no idea. n/t

        by DrJeremy on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:49:03 PM PDT

        •  The internet is a strange place. ;)

          by Skaje on Wed May 07, 2008 at 11:45:23 PM PDT

•  Basement Cat

  

  by SlowNomad on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:31:06 PM PDT

  •  mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    good intentions and catnip seductions ulp

    by Rosebuddear on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:36:44 PM PDT

•  Hasta la vista, bb

  

  by BrighidG on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:32:26 PM PDT

  •  Wow...

    I never realized Obama was a Man in Black!

    by Timroff on Thu May 08, 2008 at 06:37:58 AM PDT

•  Always check your ceiling first

  

  by Ekaterin on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:35:59 PM PDT

  •  hahah I love that one

    watch yourself.............ceiling cat IS watching haha

    by Rosebuddear on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:37:52 PM PDT

  •  thats OK.... as long as he doesn't offer to

    help. It's the claws. That never ends well.

    by eastvan on Wed May 07, 2008 at 10:47:15 PM PDT