EMERGENGY! PLZ REGOMMEND! [UPGATED!!@]

There is a poll at the end of this diary! It's being voted on right now! Scroll down and vote, this is seroius! The quesiton is not importnant, also results not important. VOTE to show we are NOT AGRAID!! EMERGENGY! It wants more characteres before I can submit!! 1 Why is there no special EMERGENGY diary function?  TIMe is important, MODERATORS!@! And we're runing OUT!

RECOMMMEND IT!

(Update: Oh my God. The diary this is a parody of has, in fact, made the recommend list. Woe is us.)

•  Huh?

  Agraid?

  What's that?

  by Delaware Dem on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:40:45 PM PDT

  •  AFRIAD!

    WE ARE NOT AFRIAD!

    by Addison on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:41:18 PM PDT

    •  POINT! YOU MADE YOUR POINT!

      but it's a slow news night....

      by ksh01 on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:45:20 PM PDT

      •  heh... something to fear....

        

        by Statusquomustgo on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:51:50 PM PDT

        •  ROFL!

          by mayan on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:59:58 PM PDT

    •  I'm afraid....

      Snipers!!!! On the tarmack!!!!!!  Duck!!!!!

      by mayan on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:59:39 PM PDT

      •  Turrist index RED! n/t

        by Dragon5616 on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:08:42 PM PDT

    •  This Is A Critical Diary...

      On an important topic, Addison. Bless you for bringing it to our attention!!

      (And...yes...today's sign of the apocalypse is the fact that the POS of a diary about Larry King actually made it to the rec list. Even if it is was tongue-in-cheek...damn, a GOOD diary got knocked off the rec list to make room for that steamy loaf)

      by Steve Singiser on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:39:22 PM PDT

  •  It would be nice to see a diary about Burma

    on the rec list.

    Sigh.

    by resa on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:41:25 PM PDT

    •  Yup...

      by Addison on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:43:42 PM PDT

•  Only on a friday night

  would this be appropriate. (Ok, or saturday night.)

  On friday night, it's hilarious.

  by MissLaura on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:40:52 PM PDT

  •  I guess I need to catch up

    in alcoholic beverages consumed.  

    LOL.

    by Delaware Dem on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:41:32 PM PDT

    •  That may be the case. n/t

      by MissLaura on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:49:25 PM PDT

  •  EMERGENGY!!!!

    

    by Buffalo Girl on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:22:25 PM PDT

    •  Oh sweet Christ on a cracker

      that is one awful photo.

      by kml on Fri May 09, 2008 at 08:01:58 PM PDT

•  Y'know?

  The other one was actually funny even if it wasn't the diarist's intent.

  by Urizen on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:40:54 PM PDT

•  dude, is this really worth a snark diary?

  I mean, it was ridiculous, but still...

  by omegajew on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:41:17 PM PDT

  •  (See MissLaura's note above...

    ...it's almost 10pm on Friday).

    by Addison on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:41:59 PM PDT

    •  and it's 5 O'Clock somewhere n/t

      by its simple IF you ignore the complexity on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:46:38 PM PDT

  •  Dude, I'm wondering if your comment is worth

    a reply.

    by insects8mybrain on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:42:34 PM PDT

    •  And I'm wondering

      If I should admit I read any of it.

      by hyperstation on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:53:51 PM PDT

    •  probably not n/t

      by omegajew on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:01:04 PM PDT

  •  Just wait til you read the other diary

    on masterbation.  I mean, gloating.

    by edwardssl on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:48:49 PM PDT

    •  oh, I already have n/t

      by omegajew on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:00:30 PM PDT

  •  it's all very upsetting

    

    by Buffalo Girl on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:04:16 PM PDT

    •  That outfit and makeup job...

      now that's an emergency.

      by MajorFlaw on Fri May 09, 2008 at 08:00:13 PM PDT

  •  if that diary actually made the rec list...

    then yeah, a snark diary was needed. I stand corrected.

    by omegajew on Sat May 10, 2008 at 11:38:07 AM PDT

•  I AM NOT A AGRAID!

  I am also not a virgin!

  by insects8mybrain on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:41:22 PM PDT

  •  It's a good thing you warned us...

    we were about to sacrifice you.

    by Trix on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:44:28 PM PDT

    •  Now THAT is the funny! n/t

      "Help!!! I'm being Enlightened!" - TCFKNCS's avatar

      I always wanted to quote an avatar.

      by RhymesWithUrple on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:51:18 PM PDT

      •  Hysterical!!

        by mayan on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:01:13 PM PDT

    •  I knew it would come in handy someday

      to keep reminding people of my non-virginityhood.

      by insects8mybrain on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:22:00 PM PDT

  •  I get A Graids

    I is a colleg studint

    by its simple IF you ignore the complexity on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:52:42 PM PDT

    •  U 2???

      OMG ME 2!!! THIS IS EMERGENGY WE NEED 2 CELEBRATE!!!

      by kyril on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:23:47 PM PDT

•  First - stop drinking

  Second - walk away from the laptop

  Thanks - from all of us

  by sara seattle on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:41:32 PM PDT

  •  I guess I need a snark tag after all?

    by Addison on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:42:19 PM PDT

    •  A snarg tag, perhaps. (nt)

      by GussieFN on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:44:57 PM PDT

      •  Ha!

        by Addison on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:45:17 PM PDT

  •  I'm not drinking

    and I still find this hilarious.

    I guess you had to be there. In the other diary, I mean.

    by Brooke In Seattle on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:56:44 PM PDT

  •  who is drinking??

    

    by Buffalo Girl on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:05:48 PM PDT

    •  That is creepy.

      by Elise on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:06:57 PM PDT

      •  What the hell's wrong with these glasses? n/t

        by Dragon5616 on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:13:37 PM PDT

        •  dude, I don't know

          what's the problem??

          by Buffalo Girl on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:24:01 PM PDT

    •  Wow

      For a second I really did feel drunk. I'm still queasy. Creepy!

      by kyril on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:24:27 PM PDT

•  Who's not agraid?

  I'm agraid.

  by blueteam on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:41:45 PM PDT

  •  Be agraid. Beef airy agraid.

    This situation is emergent, people. Have you voted in the poll yet? Do so right now -- if you dare.

    by jhutson on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:43:23 PM PDT

    •  Vote?

      I barely worked up the verve to click on your comment.

      by blueteam on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:44:30 PM PDT

    •  We have nothing to gear but gear itself. nt

      by Crashing Vor on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:44:50 PM PDT

      •  Gear not; I am with thee. O bee knot agraid.

        Or, if you prefer, g'head and be agraid. Bee fairy agraid.

        But whatever you do, please vote in the poll -- it's that important.

        by jhutson on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:46:30 PM PDT

        •  Don't you mean importnat? t/n

          by hyperstation on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:55:03 PM PDT

        •  Yeah!!!

          Though I walk through
          the valley of debt
          I shall gear no evil.

          by mayan on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:02:42 PM PDT

•  Meh, where are these diaries coming from

  Must be destroyed.aiy yi yi

  

  by Its any one guess on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:44:57 PM PDT

•  I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me

  than a pre-frontal labotomy.

  Bee agraid.  Bee bery agraid.

  by terence on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:45:29 PM PDT

  •  Geez, I must be really behind...

    Lobotomy ...

    A labotomy is when you cut a labrador out of yourself
    

    by captainlaser on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:48:44 PM PDT

    •  Sounds less painful

      than a labostomy.

      by crose on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:50:08 PM PDT

      •  Or a pupectomy.

        by captainlaser on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:59:28 PM PDT

•  You are SOOOOO bad.

  And I'm sitting here laughing at it anyway.

  I knew somebody was going to do this, I just didn't know it would happen so soon.

  Well played.

  (I especially like "REGOMMEND!")

  by Brooke In Seattle on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:51:21 PM PDT

  •  Tipsy and reg'd. n/t

    by Dragon5616 on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:15:13 PM PDT

•  ADDISON!!!!

  
  You forgot to update your headline...  It should be:

  EMERGENGY! PLZ REGOMMEND! [UPDATED]

  "Help!!! I'm being Enlightened!" - TCFKNCS's avatar

  I always wanted to quote an avatar.

  by RhymesWithUrple on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:52:52 PM PDT

  •  Updated X4!!

    New Breaking Emergency!!

    by mayan on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:04:04 PM PDT

    •  Noooo

      EMERGENGY!!!!

      by hyperstation on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:12:47 PM PDT

      •  :Yessss

        EMERGENGY!!!!

        by mayan on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:20:04 PM PDT

•  Tipped, rec'd, suggested, referred, and pimped!

  Be not afeered.

  by ATLSandlapper on Fri May 09, 2008 at 06:53:42 PM PDT

•  .

  

  by Kingsmeg on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:01:41 PM PDT

•  URGENG URGENG!

  You say its urgent
  Make it fast, make it urgent
  Do it quick, do it urgent
  Gotta rush, make it urgent
  Want it quick
  Urgent, urgent, emergency
  Urgent, urgent, emergency
  Urgent, urgent, emergency
  Urgent, urgent, emergency
  So urgent, emergency
  Emer... emer... emer...
  Its urgent

  by fcvaguy on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:02:14 PM PDT

  •  I don't understand

    don't you mean emergengy?

    by hyperstation on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:05:05 PM PDT

•  My gursor is over the reggamend button...

  Should I? If I get 4 reggs I will

  by kailuacaton on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:05:23 PM PDT

  •  C'mon pipl

    regg this ub.

    by hyperstation on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:10:31 PM PDT

    •  I'm cheep I beg 4 for reggs..

      Eye seattle for 1 wrecked

      by kailuacaton on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:13:34 PM PDT

•  We clearly need this. LOL

  by Elise on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:08:00 PM PDT

•  Inquiring minds want to know!

  Why the 31%/69% split between the two poll options>

  by Rich in PA on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:10:19 PM PDT

  •  A C is as good as a G to a blind bat.

    Or something. I just hit the first one, then regretted it instantly.

    by hyperstation on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:11:12 PM PDT

•  Relax. It's the annual Proctology Exam.

  A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam.

  The doctor told him to have a seat in the well air-conditioned examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes.

  When the man sat down in the examination room, he noticed that there were three items on a stand next to the doctor's desk: a tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove, and a beer.

  When the doctor came in, the man said, "Look Doc, this is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but what's the beer for?"

  At that instant, the doctor became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door.

  The doc flung the door open and yelled to his nurse, "Dammit, nurse! I said a butt light!"

  by JugOPunch on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:13:05 PM PDT

•  I personally resent this poor post for a

  diary.  You just pushed at least one deserving on off of the recent list with your nonsense.

  While I will not troll you, I ask you to be more considerate in future.  Doc.

  by Translator on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:13:41 PM PDT

  •  GONDISERATON IS NOT IN MYVOGABULARY!

    by Addison on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:17:50 PM PDT

  •  Uh oh, Addison

    your parents came home early.

    by hyperstation on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:17:53 PM PDT

    •  Sigh...

      ...if only I lived with them, or in the same time zone, I would've known. I guess this will mean a month of driving hours and hours to take out the garbage, vacuum, etc. I really regret this diary now...

      by Addison on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:21:39 PM PDT

  •  Liten up, Dog. n/t

    by Dragon5616 on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:23:03 PM PDT

•  We's the emergengy we's been wating fer. n/t

  by Dragon5616 on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:18:34 PM PDT

•  EMERGENGY. PUT THIS COMMENT ON TOP COMMENTS!!!

  SRZLY THIS IS EMERGENGY! THERE IS A POLL HERE AND ONLY 58 PEOPLE HAVE VOTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  by kyril on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:21:53 PM PDT

•  Oh noes!

  

  by Spathiphyllum on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:26:58 PM PDT

•  Shit. I chose the losing emergency in the poll.

  by darthstar on Fri May 09, 2008 at 07:42:33 PM PDT