Over at the
Oklahoma Hippy's Blog, thanks to the magic of
Gizoogle.com, the entire test of the State of the Uion has been translated into Gangsta. It's quite a read.
THE PRESIDENT wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: Mr . Nigga get shut up or get wet up. Wanna Be Gangsta Vizzle President Cheney, memba of Congress, distinguished citizens n fellow citizens: Every year, by law n by custom, we meet here ta pimp tha state of tha union. This year, we baller in this chamba deeply aware of decisive days T-H-to-tha-izzat lie aheezee.
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You n I serve our country in a tizzle of bootylicious consequence . Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. Ridin' this session of Congress, we have tha duty ta reform domestic programs vital ta our country; we have tha opportunity ta save millions of lives abroad frizzom a terrible diseaze. We wizzle work fo' a prosperity that is broadly shared, n we wizzy gangsta every poser n every enemy that threatens tha American people. (Applause.)
In all these days of promise n days of saggin' we can be confident. In a whirlwind of change n hope n peril, our faith is sure, our resolve is firm, n our union is strong . Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin'. (Applause.)
This country has many challenges and yo momma. We wizzle not deny, we wizzy not ignore, we wiznill not pass along our problems ta pimp Congresses, ta otha presidents, n otha generizzles. (Applause.) We wizzy confront tizzle wit focus n clarity n courage.
The full text can be found here.
SenatorX