Where are the Dems?? They need to WAKE UP! Why isn't Dean immediately distancing himself from this Ronnie Earle character? Where is Kerry, off plotting another electoral loss by letting this travesty give the Repukes another way to beat us to death?
Christ on a crutch, people, this is horrible! Now all the Pugs will be saying that Democrats are just pursuing partisan politics at the expense of the Republic! And can anything be better proof of that than an indictment of Tom Delay??
We've gotta leave this man alone! The only solution now is for Dean to call immediately for Earle's resignation, because he's making us look bad. We can't afford to be seen as petty at such a time as this. Not when the world has changed forever!
Katrina, Rita and 9/11 changed everything, people. We have to let bygones be bygones and work with the Puke agenda, or we will continue losing forever. Seriously, if Dean doesn't send me an email about this right now, I'm going independent. Goodbye, Dems, forever!
Christ, look at this article and tell me that Ronnie Earle doesn't look like a partisan crook. Do we need this shit on us right now? Is this what we want America to see of the man grinding his ax on Tom Delay's neck?
WAKE UP, PEOPLE! We're being played by left-wing idiots again! This guy has to be some kind of GOP plant, to do this fake indictment and gin up sympathy for the Republicans! That's it, fuck you guys, I'm out.
<Attention readers: you have been thoroughly snarked. If you believe that switzerblog, of all fucking people, didn't pee his pants just a little bit with joy at this news, you're either drunk, on crack, or crazy gullible. Either way, I still think you're adorable>