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Conserve Energy -- Burn a Bush
My face just gets redder and redder
As I'm doing old liberals one better.
Today it was Carter,
That damned milquetoast martyr--
Say, Laura, do I own a sweater?
Tom, Swiftly
So the grand jury's now had its say
And they think we might put him away
For up to two years.
Let's lift up our beers:
Justice for Tom! Sans DeLay!
Mea Minima Culpa
So Michael Brown's contrition
Is gone, along with his position.
Did he do anything wrong?
He's not singing that song.
The blame game - that's his new mission.
Maybe That's As High As They Can Count
Among the al-Qaeda crew,
Bin Laden is first, it's true.
But after the top,
It's quite a sheer drop.
Everyone else seems to be Number Two.