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What exactly is a "GZR Dispatch"?

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fkn hell! stox down again

       u own stocks?

of course. who duznt?


lol. u r poor

       u 2, apprntly..LOL

no sht. if gzr wins im puttng all my cash under my mattrss

       right nxt 2 the ggw vids, lol

prty funny, ǝɔɐɟssɐ.


turn your bbry upside dwn.

       lol. how u do tht?

u didnt notice my new bbry?

       no. the font looked teh same.


       kool featr. gzr invent that too?

lol, i know!. fkn myasshrtz-achin! what a total ʇnuʞɔnɟ.

       LOL. "hey guyz teh gzr inventd teh bbry"... he duznt know wht email is, but he invntd teh smrtphne... what a tool!

dood. thats mean. gzr doesnt know wht email is cuz he wuz a POW

       wtf does that mean? stphn hawkng can email, and hez a quadrplgc

i dunno dood. i just get teh talkng points.

       still. if gzr creatd the bbry, that wld expln why my sgnl sux so bad

he invntd teh bbry like lbrmn inventd chrstmas... or lndsy invented...


hld on...thinkn of it...

       ...NOT being a asskssng ballwshr?

smthng like that

       U see mcveep on gibson?

what a total idiot. cant believe he pickd hr... fckn bush doctrine....

       dood! that’s sexist! didnt u get the sensitivty memo rckdvs sent around?

bush doctrine: prez+whim=blow shit up.

       oh, right. least shes bettr than spyeroni: blah blah, gzr cant run a compny

fckn spyeroni. shes more fired than myasshrtz-achin.

       dood. i have 2 go get gzr his metamucil. brb

lol. did he create that too.

       no, but gzr+metamucil=poop

lol. myasshrtz-achin: "behold! the dooky, the miracle teh gzr helped create!!!

       all bow before teh mighty dookie!

and lo, on the 7th day he rested

       in his 8th house


       k. it’s old alrdy


What exactly is a "GZR Dispatch"?

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Originally posted to zeiben on Wed Sep 17, 2008 at 12:30 PM PDT.

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