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What exactly is a "GZR Dispatch"?

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DOOD! We’re on!

       on wht?

the debate - its happnng. we got 2 prep

       wtf! gzr was all: blah blah blah suspendng campaign. I ordrd paypervw

dumbss. u knw that was bllsht.

       what abt our paycheck?

still suspendng that, apprntly

       fkn gzr. k what r we suppsd 2 do?

gzr sez he wnts the same thng bush had in 04. lbrmn called it a skin transpondr

       wtf? wasnt that just a sock?

heh heh heh.... lost my sock...heh heh heh...need a new one...heh heh heh

       “darn barney... alwys tkng my socks... heh heh heh”.... shit I thnk Im gonna miss him

no sht. comprd to gzr, hes a fuckng astronot

       I  meant barny.

me 2.

       LOL. how do we bld a “skn transpndr?”

i was thkng we could tape a bbry to him, set to vibrate, send a txt when he sez somthng stupid

       not enuf battry

2 bbrys?

       maybe 3. too bulky tho

can tape 2 scrotum. rck davs sez he has a bbry scrotum holster

       wtf?

he sed if I ask why he has that im fird

       blah blah blah... I’ll be glad 2 have his scrotum examined by anyone... blah blah

lbrmn sez if it works, we can use it on mcveep

       o4fcksske. 1 trnwrck at a time pls.

still bettr than lndsys plan

       giant Putin balloon flies over alaska?

hes headng up there now to strt blowing it up

       Can she evn handl a giant putin balloon?

shez supposed 2 lance it from her snowmobile

       that wll end badly

rckdvs gives it a 50-50

       i’m rootin 4 teh putin balloon

so say we all....

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What exactly is a "GZR Dispatch"?

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Originally posted to zeiben on Fri Sep 26, 2008 at 06:03 AM PDT.

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