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I'm sad....  My beloved Sooners lost yet another BCS bowl game to the University of Florida Gators.  I have nothing against the Gators except for the media worship of Tim Teblow.  It has nothing to do with the fact that my in-laws are all from Florida, graduated from Florida, and have brainwashed my oldest son into being a Gator fan...  No those aren't any of the reasons at all....  But I digress.....  I'm an University of Oklahoma fan to the core.  I grew up in Oklahoma city wishing to run the wishbone for Barry Switzer when I was a kid....

Okay enough about my saddness, this diary is going to be silly and stoopid, so if I offend anyone please note that I just inserted a couple of Vicodin for my herniated disk pain!!!!!

Was God the ultimate dead beat dad?  Think about it he alledgedly knocks up some virgin teenager (rapist), never pays child support (alledgedly) and the first and last time he spoke with his son was while he was dying (alledgedly)....  I know, I know, he did buy him those amazing sandels that allowed him to walk on water, and gave him some kick ass powers, but still, if I were Joseph (Mary's Husband) I'd be a little pissed that I didn't get more props in history....

Would a blind person know to walk into the light right before they die?

How does a person with no arms hold on to their dreams?

If two enemies were blind, how would they be able to see each other's Point of View?

Do small people get free stuff at a Half-Off sale?

If I have a friend who became a paraplegic would we still be able to kick it?

If my role model has no hands, how could they point me in the right direction?

If a monkey throws poo at me while I'm at the zoo, why would I go to jail if I throw my poo at the monkey?

If my older brother had no arms how would he hand me his hand-me downs?  

Can small people give High-Fives without jumping or climbing on something?

During certain activities how does one yell out the safe word with a ball gag in their mouth?

Is watching cartoon porn, Personal, Wrong and Immoral, or just crazy???

Originally posted to fromdabak on Thu Jan 08, 2009 at 10:05 PM PST.

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