I would like to talk about the personality type of the, "Dick", also referred to as,"Dickbag",yes these people, so appropriately named for their general attitude about themselves and moreover, their general dickatude towards all others, other than the small group of other dicks, just like them, that congregate together. Often, in these cases, the dicks are actually dicks to each other, however, this common personality is immune to others like them, with all their dickish comments and dick like character. Yes, they are immune to one another and at these times it usually takes either an asshole or a mother fucker to quash them, send them back into their little dick dwelling units. In some rare occasions the common jerk can do slight damage, however, they are usually unaware of the dick characteristic like behavior as jerks tend to be quite similar in character but not quite as harsh.
Dicks will hang out with each other, even in person but usually via teh internets, this way, it is easier for them to be a Dick, they are not in the presence of the person or even groups of people that they are hammering with their witty, dick like comments and gestures. Yes, teh internets have helped spawn those dicks that would have lurked in the shadows or stayed home with the realization that their dickbag behavior, in public, could have gotten them in a situation where they got their ass kicked by a person of a violent nature who would not be so accepting as to let the dickish smears roll off them. Usually these people are the assholes and mother fuckers I was referring to earlier.
Often projecting and quite possibly because of brain malfunctions created by their own shitty lives, maybe learned behavior as a child, dicks will go out of their way to be a dick as it is only natural for them. They will often chat amongst themselves and talk about, well, who knows what they talk about amongst themselves, they are dicks, I am not, as far as I know. I would not claim to know what they talk about when they are alone together, their chat rooms or via teh internets but I am sure it is quite entertainingly bland and most definitely contains a certain dickish tone. I guess one would ask, "Well, why do you care? If you don't care for them, why would you write about them?" This is a great question and one that I have though about myself, over and over again. I have often thought, "Why do dick's bother me so?" I guess because I am somewhat neurotic, realizing my own flaws and tend to dwell on things until I finally do something expressive to release this utter disdain within my gut that wishes me to release it artistically, either through music, maybe drawing or even writing. I finally have thought about the situation enough to make the determination whether, in fact, this person was a dick or if I, with all my imperfection, am just overreacting and in some instances, I realize I am but in others it is quite apparent that I have been privy to someone and their dickness. I was recently barraged by a major dickbag only two days ago, he met all the criteria, well, my criteria and definitions that I have developed with some experience over the years through dealing with many of these dick's. I will attempt to define these dicks, as I see them and although possibly bias am quite sure of my definitions. I will try to bring you closer to understanding the dickbag, classic methods used and hopefully, if you are approached by one, help those interested in defenses, emergency methods and self-help techniques that have proven successful for me in the past.
Obviously, all individuals are different, however, we are also so closely related in genetic makeup, some of us tend to be more attracted to others and some of us, completely opposite. Fortunately, over the years, I have learned that people and their character flaws are not what make them either a dick or a non-dick. There are some people that I am absolutely and completely different from but I don't consider them dick's, I just consider them different from me and with this knowledge, do everything I can to access the good things, after all, they are just different from me and they do not fall under the dick category, by default, merely because I am not like them in their ways and thoughts. I am more of the compassionate type, I try to find the good in others and often also try to understand peoples differences, especially when dealing with people close; coworkers, friends of friends and even some family members. Yes, even a family member can be a dick and I think it is important that people do not fall into denial when dealing with the dickish family member. Hey, we all are living beings and have certain individual rights to life, happiness and freedom, just because someone has a dick within their family or genealogy does not mean, that they too are a dick. Also, with these rights I speak of I guess one could say that the dick also has the right to life, happiness and freedom as well, however, I feel that through the corrupt dick gene, there abuses often inhibit others rights, rendering the dickbag controversial and needing review.
Now, there are so many factors and variables that one must try to discern when realizing you may have a dick in your presence and also being able to differentiate the fact that some may say something, completely dickish, however, does not mean they are of the dick category and should not be handled like a dick. Dicks have a certain dickitude that they carry with them, that is clearly obvious and if you are one who has been in contact with them, in many circumstances and arena's, you know what I am speaking of. Being in the food industry for many years has brought me very close to many of these dicks and sometimes I have actually been in contact with two or more at the same time, which is, in all its obnoxiousness, what I would call, a gathering of dicks. I have never actually scene a dickulation, being a group of 20 or more dicks inhabiting a certain area, I guess with my biases, at times, I would say that Republicans could possibly fall under this category, however, I do not feel that those right wing individuals are all dicks, many are but then again some are not. And, I am politically bias towards this group of people, therefore, have no right speaking of them as this would be indicative of something dickish, possibly suggesting me a dick. However, I am not a dick because I have certain things about me that dicks clearly do not have. Consciousness towards others, more than 99 percent of the time, along with many other qualities not found in dickbags.
One of the dicks quickly spotted characteristic is their lack of consciousness towards others. Many other dickbag traits are; generally selfish in nature, denial of their own dickiness, often projecting their own nastiness of themselves onto others and in a very dick like way, giving the illusion that they are more important than those people around them, often defensive when called out on their dick like behavior and most of all, the need to hurt others, who are at a disadvantage of some type. Some dicks are also racists, however, not all of them have this tendency but all racists are definitely dickbags. Dicks absolutely love to hammer down their witty remarks with a type of dickiness flare, while entertaining themselves at the hurting of others. They will often prey on anyone they can find that is already downtrodden and try within all their might to finish them off. Dicks are infamous for following the leads of other dicks, in which case, we have a dick gathering, which usually lasts until they are called out on their dickness and everyone else leaves the area or the dick gathering becomes uninterested, due to lack of interest, usually retreating to somewhere unknown by non dicks. Sometimes though, in these cases the dick gathering will move on to some other spot where they can restart the cycle of being dicks and with high hopes of finding others that would join them in their dick like behavior. Dicks love to have power of any sort, they will often use this power in a most abusive way, often victimizing those under this power. People new to groups, discussions, or forums of any type are very susceptible to dickbag lash out. Dickbags will go the extra mile to make sure they have ruined someones day, if that person is in a position where they are unable to deal, due to stress, or some other difficulties they may have at the time. Due to the dicks general pussiness and inability to show themselves face to face, they are often found on different social web sites, where they have more of a chance of showing their true dickiness. Dicks enjoy attacking decent people with petty shit like silly errors, extremely harsh negative comments when in discussion, usually until they make others finally quite the site they have joined or just never return. Some will often become defensive after such an event and spin their dickness as though it never happened, while others would just further their dickness and participate in degrading the person even after they have left, it just depends on the dickatude of that specific dickbag as they are all different, naturally. Dicks, in general, like to belittle people, if they have any sort of power they will use it against the ones furthest down the chain before moving up, and they tend to have the inability to keep lasting relationships with friends, family member and spouses. As far as the spouses go, I would be interested in getting an experienced female's viewpoint regarding male dicks and whether there is a correlation between his dickbag character and the possibility of a tiny dick. Although, it would seem to me that this would not be a realization within this dick like profile but one never knows and only through studies can we theorize these types of questions.
Dicks are all around us, not to mention the biggest and most fiercest dick of all time, Dick Cheney, who is clearly the text book definition of a dick and carries all the dickbag qualities. You might find it useful to read up on Dick Cheney, learn his methods, know his character dickiness, if you don't already, as this will help you to know when you are in the midst of a dick, of coarse, none are quite the caliber of Dick Cheney, for he truly is the master of all dicks. Since the internets it seems that they have been growing in numbers, therefore it is important that non-dick people are able to anticipate, acknowledge and avoid dickbags at all costs. If you find yourself in communications with a dick, use whatever means you can, in a calm and collective way to immediately leave the situation before any harm is done. I often use the line, "I have bread rising and must go now." This works well for me, I have clearly given a good exit strategy and one that cannot be twisted by the smartest of dickbags into something that can wait, I would suggest that you come up with good exit lines for yourself, ones that work for you. For those of you who happen to be in contact with an educated dickbag, they have drawn you in, usually these dicks are going to have done some damage over time already because they are educated and do have limited amounts of tact in order to get ones trust, you must always remember some dicks are dickier than others. It could take days before you are aware that this person is actually a dick. In these types of situations you should either, leave without saying anything, find a good asshole or motherfucker and introduce them to this dick but, by god, clear out as things tend to get messy in these situations. For those of you that would deny that the dickbag actually does exist, you might want to look within yourself, quite possibly you are a dick, however, this is only speculation on my part and cannot be construed as factual, therefore, I would ask a friend...never mind...dickbags don't really have friends. Please feel free to comment on any dickbag situations you have been in contact with as it may help others avoid them. Oh, if there are any women that could back up and substantiate the question put forth regarding dicks and dick sizes, please, share and help the world understand better what fuels these dickbag characteristics.