I would like to extend to the Democrats in congress, an offer for one of my most vital body parts. Without it, I can't function, and as we're seeing, neither can you. Without further hesistation, I am offering my spine to the Democrats in congress.
As the dictionary states, a backbone is "Strength of character; determination". Well, it seems that you need this now more than ever, and more than I will ever need it. We need determination in congress. We need this stimulus (and not tax-breaks) pushed through. But the Democrats in congress are lacking something. They're only determined to be bi-partisan. Well the American people were determined in November to have the Democrats control congress and the White House. But you don't get that do you? You think the American people still want the same flawed policies that dragged us into this mess.
Have my spine. Please! Have it! Take my spine and show the people you're doing their bidding, not the bidding of a failed minority party. Remember, it was the Republicans that got us into this mess, and now they have trusted you, the Democrats, to get us out.