I hate short diaries that do little more than link to other sites and videos.
You probably do, too, but I'll brave the flames.
First, Weekly World News ran a story yesterday, announcing that Jindal's lawyers were in discussion with Satan on terms of his soul-swap to become the Republican nominee. Today, they have a post-speech update:
But Jindal may need to watch out for Satan’s tricky ways, as the deal could be backfiring.
And, like swallows returning to Capistrano, the YouTubes are starting to arrive.
Pure. Gold.
Perhaps the choicest yuck mine on the webs right now can be found in the comments following the Times-Picayune's story. There are a few serious die-hard Bobby J loyalists shouting about how brilliant he was
Why was he EMBARASSING,because he spoke of being a boy and going to a grocery store.Hey,that's REAL life .He was NOT EMBARASSING .I support him and I will vote for him when h e comes up for reelection and I guess you don't like Joseph Anh Cao either.Well I do.
I am done with you people. You peopele continue to bash the only decent governor that you have EVER had. He has done more for the state in the past year than the previous 3 administrations combined.
(Perhaps the inspiration for the "Britney" video above)
floating in a sea of rightful derision.
Bobby, honey, there's nothing tackier than heading out on Mardi Gras Day in a slapdash, no-effort costume. The governor suit just didn't work, dear.
The perfect Non-Update to the perfect Non-Diary:
After last night's, uh, performance, the Bobby Jindal for President bio-film is its own kind of funny.