Turneresq's diary mentioned the so-called Republican Rapper, and it got me thinking...
What themes would a concept album embrace? Better yet, what themes can I viciously make fun of for the (hopeful) amusement of the Kos crew? Let's find out!
I humbly submit to you the long-dreaded double album from Tha Public's Enemy, full of (among other things) the dopest (or is that dopey-ist) joints of all time!
Disc 1 - It Takes A Nation Of Millions to Keep Us Fat
- Countdown to Armageddon (EndTimers In da House)
- Bring the Noise (Press the Meat)
- Don't Believe the Hype (Not Joe the Not Plumber)
- Cold Sweatin' With Limbaugh (Need-A-Scrip)
- Cantorator X to the Edge of Panic (Rush on Line 1)
- Mind Terrorist (Sessions on the Mike)
- Louder Than a Bomb (CPAC Bob 'n Weave)
- Caught, Can We Get a Lawyer?
- Show 'Em Whatcha Got (Vitter'n Them)
- She Watch Channel Zero?! (The Sarah Palin Chronicles)
- Night of the Living Dittoheads
- Black Steele in the Hour of Chaos (Apoplectic to Apologetic in 5)
- Security of the First National Bank
- Rebel Without a Clue (Shelby got a Busted Block)
- Prophets of Rage (O'Rly/Mannity/Beck)
- Party for Your Right to Fight Reality
Disc 2 - Fear of a Black President
- Contract on the World Hate Jam (ode to Blackwater/Xe)
- Brother's Gonna F*ck It Up (for the top 1%)
- 9/11 Left Me Stoked (A Turd Blossoms)
- Incident at 660 AM (Rush Hour)
- Welcome to the Terrordome (DC Statehood)
- Meet the B That Killed My Bonus
- Bobbywannabeaplaya
- Anti-N****r Machine Redux (No Hood Necessary)
- Burn Hollywood Burn
- Power to the People (Mo Money 4 Us)
- What's A Soul?
- Fear of a Black President
- Evolutionary Degeneration
- Can't Do Nuttin' for Ya Workin' Man
- Larry Jax (Wide Stance)
- Leave This out Your Fu*kin Budget
- AIG Wins Again
- War at 33 1/3 (Extended Mix)
- Final Count of the Collision Between Us and the Rabble
- Fight For Power
Let's face it - with cuts like this, the RNC just a (hip)hop, skip, and a beat from blowin' up!
NOTE: Apologies to the REAL Public Enemy and hip-hop fans the world over.